Mystery Mitch

[Mystery Mitch @EffingRinger]

Kick him off the tour, Doug.

[Golf Channel @GolfChannel]

Golf Channel Analyst @chambleebrandel weighs in on Saturday's Patrick Reed rules controversy.

[Zephyr Melton @zephyrmelton]

Who knew Bernie Sanders was such a huge golf fan?

[Mystery Mitch @EffingRinger]

This is the best thing I’ve seen in 2021 😂

[Mystery Mitch @EffingRinger]

Kyrie is about to fall in line 👀

[Mystery Mitch @EffingRinger]

@EVILGENIUS_J3 Gotta say, this doesn’t apply to all crimes. You touch a kid...

[Mystery Mitch @EffingRinger]

Man, so sad Peter Alliss has passed. Protect David Attenborough at all costs!

[Mystery Mitch @EffingRinger]

You always go for the second slice of cheesecake

[Mystery Mitch @EffingRinger]

@SJUBarstool Either of the Delarosa brothers.

[Hannah Gregg 🇺🇸 @hannahbggg]

Gotta say it: Just because I wouldn’t wear a hoodie doesn’t mean I give ONE HOOT if someone else wears one. Dress codes are dumb & if your enjoyment of the game is determined by something as small as what others wear, you’re going to have a real tough time getting good at golf 😂

[Mystery Mitch @EffingRinger]

Sit down to watch breaking bad again, press play where I left off. Of course, it’s a sex scene...

...With my mother in-law 5 feet away from me. No words have been spoken since.

[Mystery Mitch @EffingRinger]

Ballers season 18: episode 1

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: A group including Dwayne Johnson has agreed to purchase the XFL for approximately $15 million, according to a news release issued Monday morning.

[PJ Chukwurah @Chukey_D]

Only in America would Tik-Tok be banned before semi-automatic rifles

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

I cannot stop saying “that’ll play” when I hit a golf shot that just simply isn’t good whatsoever

[Mystery Mitch @EffingRinger]

@Fdarbs They should water the greens and grow the grass so they break more, Coach. @dylan_crowley

[Mystery Mitch @EffingRinger]

@TinderDad @dylan_crowley hey, you guys don’t wanna eat right?

[Mystery Mitch @EffingRinger]

Genius.

[Chelsea Clinton @ChelseaClinton]

No sarcasm: I really wish @realDonaldTrump had decided to sell #Trump2020 masks. Think of all the lives that could have been saved.

[Mystery Mitch @EffingRinger]

@alibuet Warzone?

[Mystery Mitch @EffingRinger]

@hannahbggg 1) Putts break more when the greens are slow.
2) You should warm up with your eyes closed on the range.

@dylan_crowley throwback.

[Mystery Mitch @EffingRinger]

Failed.

[Mystery Mitch @EffingRinger]

I just sent my dad a meme, probably his first, I hope to god he gets it 🙏🏻