TheLemur

Dreams are better than reality| house is home| ♏️

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

An apt day to remember that Dolly Parton once recorded a cover of Stairway to Heaven - and, in defiance of every moral law in the universe, she absolutely owned it.

[Ramie Makhlouf @RamieIsTweeting]

This meme is the best thing to happen to this website in a long long time

[Reiki Momma @Luminary_Wings]

The alcohol brands are competing in a way that reminds me of 2006.

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

this basically the equivalent of trunks and goten going super saiyan at 8 and 7 years old

[daz @MetamateDaz]

The 40-hour work week was designed for men who had wives cooking and cleaning for them. I’m just a girl. I should be working 12 hours a week maximum.

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

“Awesome, I will send you a Microsoft Teams link right now”

[💗 @ma1ybe]

I was in line at the bookstore & the guy behind me was talking shit about every woman in line "her boobs are out..." "those leggings are tight" "she's looking like a hooker" so I whispered "the guy behind us is looking at people's boobs" and my aunt faces the guy & says "this guy is looking at women's boobs??"…every woman in line looked at him with disgust, he got embarrassed and left... BRING BACK PUBLIC SHAMING!

[Oren John @orenmeetsworld]

however many of these they release, it would not be enough

[Kris Luckenbach @KrisLuckPhoto]

I found out none of my photos won wildlife photo of the year, but it was fun to participate! The 3rd photo of the Brown Bear Cubs riding their moms back did receive an honorable mention in the “water as an element” category of the Pangolin photo challenge though 😃

[blogueiro low profile @andr_blogueiro]

Quando eu chego num lugar público e tá cheio de público:

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

My mind one minute after the meeting start

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

My girlfriend: "He's probably with another girl"

Me betting on water pouring championship 😭💔: