I went to a party last night. I didn’t realize there was a coy pond next to the door at the entrance of the house. I walked directly into the pond. It was embarrassing. There is nothing in life that can prepare you for accidentally falling into a pond on a big stage. #stillhere
‘Tis the season of me wondering how there are some people I know that have never had a job but seem to go anywhere they want and have an endless cash flow while I’m stuck ringing up groceries to make enough to go to the cape MAYBE
Congrats to @DanaB_Number3 Official update - 253k sold. He turned #ZillionBeers into 25k cash. What a story. They’ll be teaching this in history books forever. Drink your zillion beers responsibly
Today, I declared a public health emergency in response to confirmed and suspected cases of severe lung disease associated with the use of e-cigarettes and marijuana vaping products in the Commonwealth.
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