Whitty

Lawyer, Wife, Breakfast Enthusiast, Insomniac, and I’m not a cat. That's pretty much all you need to know. @HTLBSarasota ❤️

[Whitty @EgWhitty]

Been working on this list for about a year now. Got sidetracked by sequels but still reading away.
https://t.co/dNhuYM7lP7 via @BI_TheLife

[Whitty @EgWhitty]

https://t.co/iFMluPDEMU

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It’s stuff like this that makes me question my whole profession. What type of justice system do we have when someone can be exonerated by DNA evidence yet still be executed? This is a huge flaw that must be fixed.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The state of Missouri has executed Marcellus Williams

[Whitty @EgWhitty]

I’ve figured it out! J.D. Vance still is a “never trump” and is actually making a strategic move to sabotage the Trump Campaign from the inside. #politics #vicepresident #Trump2024Vance #HarrisWalz2024 #Election2024 #CatLady #couch

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Supreme Court overturns historic Chevron precedent, gutting power of federal agencies to regulate environment and public health https://t.co/2Ie8kvm8zR

[Whitty @EgWhitty]

What it’s like being a family law attorney.

Client: Would it be okay if I did this thing?
Me: No, you absolutely cannot do that thing. The court order prohibits you from doing that thing. You can however do something else.
Client: just an FYI, I did that thing.
🤦🏼‍♀️

#lawyer

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https://t.co/HSRz0wRbAD

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You know you’re southern when you say “please” after giving #Siri or #Alexa a command. @Apple @alexa99 #virtualassistant #Florida

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Verdict is in and Depp’s attorneys are the real winners.

[Whitty @EgWhitty]

All of us watching the depp/heard verdict.

[Whitty @EgWhitty]

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I feel like companies should not be able to mark your item as “shipped” unless the carrier actually has your package in hand. Like, don’t just put a label on something and hold onto it a month before dropping it at USPS. 🤬

[Whitty @EgWhitty]

That was an excerpt from “Random Things That Annoy Me” brought to you in part by ADHD Thoughts and made possible by readers like you.

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@SUBWAY my account with you guys appears to be hacked. It looks like someone orders food and then cancels it once they have received the food. I have screen shots and an address if you’d like to know more.

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I’m just sitting here wondering what Dawson’s A/C bill is like seeing as he keeps his window open for joey year round. #DawsonsCreek @TheCW @netflix #ShowerThoughts #WeDontLiveABarn

[Whitty @EgWhitty]

I imagine a vampire spends more money on dry cleaning than anything else.

#trueblood #ShowerThoughts #HBOMax #BingeWatching

[Whitty @EgWhitty]

Is there an option when requesting a @Uber or @lyft to indicate whether you want to engage in small talk? Asking for an #introvert #chitchat #AdultingAndStuff

[Whitty @EgWhitty]

Email-fail, counselor? Appeals courts are in no mood for excuses https://t.co/CdalZ4Ppqt

[Whitty @EgWhitty]

Actually remembered to call and cancel a doctors appointment—and then did call and cancel said appointment— so basically I’m a rock star today.

#winning #adulting #adhd #lawyerlife #memories #goals #LifeHacks #partytime #ShowerThoughts #likearockstar

[Whitty @EgWhitty]

Does anyone else picture horses in a pool when someone mentions water polo or is that just me?
#Waterpolo #Olympics