elliemay|orshemaynot

more trees. less assholes.

[elliemay|orshemaynot @Egal_treegal]

Someone is selling a Lexus in Jackson Mi and somehow put my number as the contact Info so I’ve been telling everyone the price is a handy and a pack of Newports

[elliemay|orshemaynot @Egal_treegal]

Whad you do on your day off? Oh just drove around to all the grocery stores with free samples and tried everything I could.

[elliemay|orshemaynot @Egal_treegal]

And now I’m gonna do my makeup while they load it in the truck

[GRiZ 🌈 @Griz]

I love you bagels u always there for me in a crisis

[elliemay|orshemaynot @Egal_treegal]

I just bought a motorcycle...who the hell am I???

[elliemay|orshemaynot @Egal_treegal]

@Sauceyy_ I just got that book!!! So excited to start it 😍

[elliemay|orshemaynot @Egal_treegal]

@Sauceyy_ That cheeeesin smile 😍😍😍 you sooo happy and so cute

[elliemay|orshemaynot @Egal_treegal]

Why would you tell someone “I’m always here for you” if you have no intentions to be nor ever have been? All talk no walk. Atleast I found out sooner than later

[A$AP TAYLORD @WorldWideWils0n]

I’m so tired of being disrespected by people that are/were suppose to be friends.

[elliemay|orshemaynot @Egal_treegal]

Or more so he didn’t know what he was doing... lol

[elliemay|orshemaynot @Egal_treegal]

I used to consider myself not a very sexual person and then I started having bomb ass sex with my new bf and holy shit I don’t know what I was doing with my ex.. lol

[elliemay|orshemaynot @Egal_treegal]

I seriously worked over 92 hours in the last 10 days and I am FUCKING EXHAUSTED. But on the bright side... payday bout to fuck it up next week

[elliemay|orshemaynot @Egal_treegal]

Literally may 1 last year I went to the beach bc it was 80 degrees. I’m cold and sad and pissed about climate change

[elliemay|orshemaynot @Egal_treegal]

May is tomorrow and I was wearing my winter coat underneath my thick rain coat at work the past 2 days.... spring the fuck u at?

[elliemay|orshemaynot @Egal_treegal]

I am tickled pink that my bf is coming to see me at the zoo on his day off

[elliemay|orshemaynot @Egal_treegal]

And then come home with herpes

[elliemay|orshemaynot @Egal_treegal]

@Sauceyy_ I got hit by a car, and then my loaner car got hit by a car. So I feel you bb

[elliemay|orshemaynot @Egal_treegal]

I got yelled at today bc I’m too passionate about what I do and it’s starting to freak out my coworkers... I take care of animals and pursue top of the line welfare for my babes btw... so that makes sense that my passion is an issue

[elliemay|orshemaynot @Egal_treegal]

Spending is a lot more fun than saving