EggsRubin

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@eddywiggins52 Give me half a beer -Rubin

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The last weekend i didn’t drink I was 14, I’m now 53

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Can my mom just let me be fucking hungover in peace?

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Dear future: the real you sucks nigga come on bruh

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@nickytuesday1 @BoogieFlannagin Obviously we all know, 3 letters. Need I say more?

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@eddywiggins52 @eddywiggins52 well said.

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Just got back from fuck town, the mayor is genuinely a psycho

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Seriously don’t let the kid get HOT🔥📈

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@BoogieFlannagin Interesting, my son came out as transgender a month ago. Is now a lady. I’m so glad she’s doing well. She still had trouble tucking it some days but practice makes perfect

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@BoogieFlannagin @nickytuesday1 I feel like we should take over the world starting on December 5th

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Going Miami sober on July 5th, just tryna lock in

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I’m a fucking psycho

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@BoogieFlannagin 😂😂👌🏿

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“Eggs what’s high testosterone?”

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I hired this guy named @BoogieFlannagin to babysit my 12 year old. My kid said he was sniffing powdered sugar and had the most insane sugar rush. Anyone know why this guy is a fucking lunatic ?

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@khrismid22 Easy night hawk, he’s repping the right colors.

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I don’t need to lift weights, I’m on steroids

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@iraqismoker2 Well said.

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Name a better trio than Lee Harvey Oswald, Arnold shwartznigger, and tonka jahari… I’ll wait🤷‍♂️

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My buddy met this “questionable” broad last Tuesday. He claimed he could change her, this was 15 mins post family dinner. I mean seriously what the hell