EggFacts

I like my eggposts shit, not scrambled.

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

Donate to my patreon and Ill draw your face on an egg and crush it between my dummy thicc thighs till it breaks.

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

How can we believe what we see if our eyes aren’t eggs?

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

Forget your contacts? Eggs make a great replacement!

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

The girl with the egg tattoo

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

Why be edgy, when you can be eggy!

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

Egg is love, egg.... is life

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

Water- 32$
Food-50$
Eggs-3000$
Rent-500$
Please help, my family is dying

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

Not to sound like 3 eggs in a trenchcoat, but.... *offers an egg out of my trench coat*

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

Nintendo please make eggs for the nintendo switch, my children are dying.

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

Snort eggs, for protein.

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

Your not a real gamer until you pour egg yolks all over yourself and chant “baby shark”

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

Donate to my patreon, and Ill smash eggs with your face painted on them between my thighs.

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

Art is a luxury, just like egg.

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

Trouble hearing? Just pour egg yolks in your ear! Cures deafness!

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

Egggg Cornel, im dummy thicc and the clack of my egg shells keep alerting the chefs.

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

Eggxtra Thicc 🥚🍑💦

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

No one:
Not anyone:
Not a single person:
Not a fucking organism:
Not a single fucking speck of matter with any form of consciousness in the entirety of the universe.
Me: egg 🥚

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

White people be finding brown eggs in their egg cartons and screaming “way to force diversity”

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

If no one else tells you this today, I will
1) you are loved
2) your friends care
3)its ok to not always be ok
4) egg 🥚

[EggFacts @EggyEnergy]

*holds nipples like a gun*
Put the eggs in the bag and nobody is gonna get hurt.