Harpo’s Ego

Just another reply guy. And Blue. I spend most of my time poking sticks at MAGAts.

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@rickyricksmusic She was in Groundhog Day, right?
Um… Andie MacDowell.
That’s it.

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@lovlotr @rickyricksmusic That’s Floyd Pepper

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@AKBrews To be fair, their gyros are the bomb.

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@AKBrews Those rules aren’t for the living.

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@TKoobaan Seriously!
They’re testing is way too harsh these days.
I knocked down a stop sign during my test and they still passed me.

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Took my niece out for her driving test today.
She didn’t pass.
Now we’re home breaking dishes.
Fuck that driving test guy!

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@AKBrews You keep a homunculus on each beam to announce guests.
They can take coats easier that way as the march someone in.

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@AmberHolley10 Maple soaked bacon.

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@RepMTG Isn’t that you?

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@nathaliejacoby1 All labor jobs.

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@Danimaldoodoos It’s all I live for.

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@alexeptable Sat next to Gary Busey for an hour and half on a flight to LA. This was before the motorcycle accident and the crazy hadn’t kicked in yet.
He was attentive and always made full eye contact when addressed.

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@RepMTG Go sign your divorce papers.

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@TKoobaan I missed it.
But here’s me— not my natural hair color.

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@tunaofthesky Oh yeah. It was brutal.
Did you know that if you give peanut butter to a mantis it’s just like when you give it to a puppy?
It’ll smack it’s jaw around for a half hour cleaning it up.
Super cute.

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@trevorcarterva I started with novels, but I’ve since discovered that I enjoy short stories more.

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@realTuckFrumper Xenia’s punching bag is old and weird.
He’s not being blackballed.
He’s just used up.

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@AKBrews This fella’s been guarding my garage for about 25 years.