Egor Christmas

By the time you read this, we'll already be in the future...

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The Earth is a flat hologram projected into 3D space with a hollow candy core.

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I'd like to propose a new holiday called Cinco Julio it's an annual celebration every July 5th. I'm not sure what to celebrate yet. I only know that at some point throughout the day someone or everyone launch rockets out their butt.

Not completely married to the rockets though, if anyone has suggestions on the projectile.

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If you're Antisemitic, you're poop.
Antisemitism really grinds my gears.
Antisemites eat poop and they smell like poop because they're made of poop.

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I've got Havana Syndrome... and the only prescription... is more cowbell!

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Millie Bobby Brown was hotter when she was eleven.

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Dear Santa...

https://t.co/pg0x7xNtvD

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"The best way to combat inflation is to pay for only some of the things you buy.“

- Milton Friedman

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So, we're supposed to believe that space is flat, but the Earth is round?

... OK, Illuminati!

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Yo Momma so fat, I tried to open her selfie and I received a memory allocation error.

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We all think about it constantly and have wanted to sniff all the butts, this glorious confederate degen American hero actually done it.

https://t.co/JdOe8hLkO6

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@MartinShkreli and @georgesantos that's gonna be a dope party. I hope there's karaoke.

I wonder if @ElizabethHolmes will be out in time.

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@UltimateTrad8r @DrocDolf @MartinShkreli I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. You're cool.

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@UltimateTrad8r @DrocDolf @MartinShkreli You're right though $TSLA is exactly like $QBTS except there's actually no correlation whatsoever.

I really think you should just delete your account. For real. Actually, call your internal service provider and tell them to cancel your service.

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@UltimateTrad8r @DrocDolf @MartinShkreli I'd like to continue beating this horse to death. I just have to add that $TSLA stock price has increased over 1900% since 2018, but you don't think THE CHAIRMAN should get a half of a half of one percent?

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@UltimateTrad8r @DrocDolf @MartinShkreli I'm honestly not sure if the chairman of $TSLA has sold $800 million of stock, but do you really not think that the chairman of any company is entitled to 1/500th of one percent equity in the company he helped build?

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@UltimateTrad8r @DrocDolf @MartinShkreli I don't know why I'm even replying to this, but $800 million is about 0.05% of 1.4 trillion over 7 years... I think $TSLA shareholders are gonna be fine.

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Isn't war like totally not good for the environment?

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Does anyone remember when people were arguing over wet ass pussy lyrics?

... Simpler times.

#ThoseWereTheDays

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@wolfejosh Nicely done.

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@MartinShkreli Not unless you're willing to have discussions about topics that aren't obvious.