Tony LaRocca

Writer, electrician, artist, animator, and father who's living the dream in Queens. Author of science fiction short stories & novels (please click link.)

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I wish no harm to anyone, but I can't understand how some people believe God intervened to save Trump when an innocent bystander was killed.

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Does transubstantiation make communion wafers keto friendly? 🤔

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@maryteresa11523 Thank you!

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New novel released, in ebook, paperback, & soon to be Audible! https://t.co/dRNo07uuaO

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I need to start advertising my books like dish soap: "Up to 99% better than any other leading book!"

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The Co-Founder of Sweet Baby Inc Kim Belair proudly explains the method she uses to force bosses at game studios to censor, alter, and "diversify" game projects she feels are problematic - "Terrify them" aka threaten them with the anger of the cancel culture mob.

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Dear whoever sold my number to political organizations so I could get 10 spam texts a day: I will find you. And when I do, you will be screaming for your mother. That is all.

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Just imagine, if only someone could make Taylor Swift a victim of unemployment as well...

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Does anyone else narrate their lives with "In a world..." ala Don LaFontaine whenever they have a cold, or is it just me?

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#mytransitnyc "Liar Liar, with pants aflame!"

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Fershlugginer snap-in material is much more time consuming and a pain in the tuchus than regular connectors.

I will die upon this hill!

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I have a new hobby, making Android smartwatch faces! Check out https://t.co/EdmZj47b8v for more info.

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I'm so out of the loop. When did Bobby Moynihan commandeer the Post Office?

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You know, of all the children's books I ever wished would come true, I never imagined it would be Strega Nona!

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Portapotty politics - but which side is which?

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I like #StarTrek_SNW, but their version of James T. Kirk makes me wonder if someone at Paramount said, "instead of trying to play the character, how about you impersonate Jim Carrey's impression of William Shatner?"

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Laughing at the fearmongering by the Powers That Be over online chatbots whilst programming their own AIs to further squeeze us ungrateful turnips.

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Maintaining an online presence, or only posting when you have something worthwhile to say... Maintaining an online presence, or only posting when you have something worthwhile to say... No wonder baby Jesus invented memes!

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Rest in peace, Al Jaffee. Thanks for all the laughs!

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I agree with Elton John. If you let the sun go down on you, wouldn't it hurt?