Egotus

Failing President of the So-called *United States* AKA: Putin's Poodle.

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

Yeah...but did he tell them about the #FakeNews ???
No?
Maybe about the #Fakeelection? https://t.co/mMa3zmYYLp

[Tim Scott’s Lying Gums @1BabyBye]

Before I see one more tweet saying Obama never met with the Boy Scouts.

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

Hey, you know I'm just blocking you real people, right?
The bots can stay: they say nice things about me.
#BotsInAction #trumpbots

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

But I said no.
If I'm going to jail, you're coming with me, bitch.
#sessions #resign #impeach
https://t.co/11LjRWsgxs

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

When I said #MakeAmericaGreatAgain I meant: Allow me to be the measure by which history records the unpopularity of any president
#sadnewlow

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

I only want #Flynn to get #Immunity so the #Russians kill him instead of me

[14th Amendment Section 3 NOW! @Msgargoyle13]

Perfect!

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

Don't forget I am the king of the #ArtOfTheDeal.
Watch now as I become the king of the art of the PLEA DEAL.
#FlynnFlipped #Flynnghazi #fuck

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

You'll never keep the cuffs on me...
my hands are SO SMALL!
#Trumprussia #immunityforflynn #trumpforprison

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

This I can tell you: I DIDN'T EXPECT TO WIN. If I knew I was going to win, I would have committed my crimes more discretely.
#Trumprussia

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

I don't care what anybody says: I'm #RIGHT and everyone else is #WRONG. SEE YOU IN JAIL!!
erm...
#failingpresident #upopular #LiarInChief

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

#FailingUSPresident, after being admonished by leader of the free world, refuses to look at her.
#MerkelUSA #TRUMP #SadLittleBoy

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

#FailingPresident, admonished by leader of the free world, refuses to look at her:
https://t.co/x6agUuxHbI

#MerkelUSA #TRUMP #SmallMan

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

I couldn't shake her hand because then everyone would see that her hands are BIGGER than mine!
#Merkel #merkeltrump #TinyHands #Sad

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

#mealsonwheels is a yuge disincentive to the elderly and terminally ill to rejoin the workforce and build the #Borderwall. MUST GO.

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

I 'leaked' my 2005 tax returns because that's the only time I actually paid any taxes
#leaks #TaxReturns #crookedmedia

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

It's not that I think Obama actually tapped my phone.
It's that I can't believe there a black man who is NOT a felon.
#wiretap #MuslimBan

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

Happy Int'l Women's day, ladeez.
In your honor today, I am introducing a BIG NEW TAX ON YOUR ORGANS.
I like to call it: #Trumpcare

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

Why is everyone looking at me and saying TICK TOCK TICK TOCK?
#TickTock #ImpeachTrump #wiretapp

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

Obama tapped my phone! Hopefully there are no transcripts!!!
#unfair #obamasucks #sextapes

[Egotus @EgotusJEgotus]

This #Kislyak must be a terrible conversationalist, since no one can remember their conversations with him.
#sad