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I’m really just doing the best I can with what I’ve got.

[em @EhMehLeeJay]

This is my formal announcement that I’m rebranding as a Claw Clip Girlie

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

who is the worst person that you know and why is it your ex from 2019

[em @EhMehLeeJay]

A fun thing I keep doing is finishing all but one out of a hard seltzer pack and then just leaving 3-4 different brands in my fridge that I’ll never drink

[em @EhMehLeeJay]

I still don’t like saying bad words on my big girl Twitter 🥺

[em @EhMehLeeJay]

Update: I'm 99% sure they got stolen off my porch 😢✌🏼

[em @EhMehLeeJay]

Say a prayer that my white thigh high pleather boots come in tomorrow before my Halloween party plz + thx

[em @EhMehLeeJay]

Sorry ladies but if your boyfriend doesn’t pretend to flirt with your mom then he’s not the one

[em @EhMehLeeJay]

Say a prayer that my white thigh high pleather boots come in tomorrow before my Halloween party plz + thx

[em @EhMehLeeJay]

My favorite thing about being an adult is Adult Money

My least favorite thing about being an adult is that I have no self control

[Steve @thahumorguy]

When the water bottle on the nightstand pops

[em @EhMehLeeJay]

99 bananas 😟

[jasz thee stalli @Simply_GorJASZ]

what’s a low vibrational liquor ?

[Rare @stfuayen]

Night cold vs Morning cold

[em @EhMehLeeJay]

Someone has to say it so it might as well be me.

I do not trust you if you put your leggings in the dryer

[em @EhMehLeeJay]

Whoever decided to spell “ma’am” like that did an absolutely terrible job

[em @EhMehLeeJay]

Executive dysfunction is the stupidest thing. Why am I procrastinating moving my clothes from the washer to the dryer?

[em @EhMehLeeJay]

After leaving the Church of Taylor Swift sometime in high school, I’m now a born again swiftie

[em @EhMehLeeJay]

@franchvanillla @mrlpvy AMEN!