patrick batman

he/him with a station wagon and a saviour complex

[patrick batman @Ehhldous]

2 years since the greatest athletic achievement of my life: I clocked the photographer. How far did I run? Can’t remember! Personal best? No idea!

[patrick batman @Ehhldous]

@morganeleanor Yep! Waterfront. They had potato, cabbage, and a variety of filled crepes too

[patrick batman @Ehhldous]

@morganeleanor I got some Ukrainian potato dumplings from the markets today!

[patrick batman @Ehhldous]

One thing I can’t get over is how much I love Weyes Blood

[Cassie @Cassiesmyth]

So I saw this wee clown fella down the sewer. I say wee but truth be told he was about 6 foot 3, or was it 6 foot 4? Can't be sure because there was a balloon in the way. But anyway he was around 6 foot 4, let's say 6 foot 3 and a half to be safe, and he had this big grin on

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

Bit of night time industry solidarity after the show tonight in Wellington where the local strippers are out protesting for fair contracts and labour rights outside Calendar Girls strip club. #ThereIsPowerInAUnion https://t.co/TiryOnoFLl

[patrick batman @Ehhldous]

@anguswinterr I’m so happy to hear this ❤️❤️❤️

[patrick batman @Ehhldous]

why’d they call it penicillin and not bad breadicine

[patrick batman @Ehhldous]

@jellymeatheart Thank you for posting this! What an absolute mess

[patrick batman @Ehhldous]

sparkling sign on

[Cathode Ray Dude @crdudeyoutube]

they call it "single sign on" but they should call it "dozen-flickering-redirects sign on"

[patrick batman @Ehhldous]

I wonder if kids today know what “star sixty-nine his ass” even means

[Sophia Smith Galer @sophiasgaler]

Last night Meta sponsored drinks at the Edinburgh TV Festival and here’s the survey they had outside the bit where you could try out the Metaverse. Notice how…you can’t say you hated it

[patrick batman @Ehhldous]

@ninamingya So sorry Nina. I’ve really enjoyed the Toby posts over the years ❤️

[patrick batman @Ehhldous]

This was honestly so much fun. We went into the live show with 22 minutes of edited pre-recorded footage of the wonderful contestants, including Matt’s tasks filmed on the day. I highly recommend getting involved in a scheme, caper, or escapade.

[ballistic: x vs twitr @fauxparse]

my friends and loved ones surprised me with a TASKMASTER EPISODE BIRTHDAY PARTY! I can’t even begin to describe how phenomenal it was but I’ll take questions in the comments

[patrick batman @Ehhldous]

era of C4, it was a good era

[patrick batman @Ehhldous]

just remembered that romano pepper schnitzels exist 🤤

[rachel🦋 @canyonmoonblu]

“matilda” is harry telling us that he’s our ms. honey. i cant breathe.