GOD’S PLAN💫

Taking the pain and raising my game!

[GOD’S PLAN💫 @EhmarEl]

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[High Chief Lawrence Igbins Okoro @HighChiefOkoro]

The rate at which the Southwest is tracking down, arresting and eliminating kidnappers, bandits, and terrorists, they must be regretting ever setting foot in the region.

Ogun Police Nab 2 Suspects Linked To Edo Kidnapping, Murder Case.

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

Me genuinely enjoying my lil boring life cause at least nobody hurting me or using me.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Interesting how men just assume every pretty lady is taken.

"This one go get man and many toasters" is how pretty ladies spend a long time being single.

[mike @mikealebiosu]

there is no point in reintegrating someone who has beheaded another person into society.

it makes no sense at all.

[superdad @udysznx]

money for GLE or lexus is250 fit dey aza, make money to give woman no dey

[Bremen @Rxbremen]

You called your uncle to send you something, saying school was choking. He sent you 5k, in 2016, and you were like “just 5k”.

Now that you are working, they sent you message on WhatsApp you off read receipt, Oghenekaro reply that boy.

“That boy calls you uncle, do not starve him”

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

americans wondering why messi is wearing the argentina kit instead of inter miami

[Your Last 5 Merchant!!!! @draggingortrump]

I will never understand the point of this thought-process. You clearly weren't attracted to this man and you wouldn't be happy if you were currently married to him, so why do you care how his life is playing out?

[Kanishk @jeene2yarr]

A feminist can humiliate even her own father for online validation, while a misogynist can fight the entire world to defend his mother's honor

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

New kid on the block. 💫

[𝓚𝓮𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓑𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓸 🦉 💜 @kellybonito_BU]

December 2024. June 2026

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

Welcome to Brighton, Zadok! 🤩👋

[Bekky @Beckkyyy55]

Since Burna mend DJ tunez , baba just turn introvert for twitter begin block people back to back 😂😂😂😂😂

We no dey hear him noise again “Ogbafia je moro” 😂😂🖐🏾

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Official: Zadok Yohanna joins Brighton from AIK Stockholm on a contract until June 2031, winning the race against 4 clubs. 🇳🇬

£21.5m fee invested on talented winger by #BHAFC. 🔵⚪️

[Lατιf @iLatif_]

“I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women.”

[trippl 🤍 @tripplsett_]

1-1 😂

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

The guy has to let go of his female friends while she keeps her male friends because "they've been friends for so long"

She can gift you poetry on your birthday because she's broke, but "you had one year to prepare for her birthday so wdym you don't have money"

"My babe no gree me comot" is cute, but "my man said I shouldn't go" is giving slavery

[Daddy Lewa @TheHN1C]

A perfect retirement plan is waking up in your mansion by the seaside, with exotic cars in the garage and a loaded bank account. Not waking up next to a woman.

Y’all simps always act like women are the prize . They’re not. The real prize is freedom, peace of mind, and financial security.

[RudeBwoy ™☠️,🏴‍☠️ @Swishlife_4k]

Girls when you don't cheat on them

[ajay @1meajay]

everything wey good for life, me wan have it, i no wan use my eyes take see rubbish.