Zapp Brannigan

25 Star General, Political Independent, Atheist, Capable of thinking for myself, Sometime Pro-SJW, Sometime Anti-SJW

[Zapp Brannigan @Ehrenpanzer]

What an odd coincidence,,, right after I question Fords Nazi level lockdowns, I get locked out of my main Twitter... gee @Jack.. wonder what caused it?

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@peterdaou @JeriLRyan What do you expect them to do? Roll the tanks? They cant do anything other then slap them on the wrists.. you all wanted fracking and American oil production slashed so the result is dependance on Middle East despots for oil

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@panzerpuff @Grummz They must have had his family tied up or something.. just from the look on his face when he came out he knew this was going to go over like porkchops at a bar mitzvah. Probably not happy they made him the fall guy for this fiasco

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@panzerpuff @Grummz I feel so bad for the guy they made come out and announce this

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@Blizzard_Ent Are you guys TRYING to run your company into the ground? A 3rd party Diablo mobile game.. seriously, fire whoever thought that was going to go over well with the fans instead of D4 or more D3 content. Not even mentioning WC3 instead of WC1/2 that we wanted.

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@Grummz I am honestly wondering if they are TRYING to run their company into the ground.

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@Blizzard_Ent Can we just rename BFA to MoP now? Since its painfully obvious your shit writers are just rehashing storylines and cant come up with anything other the "Horde Evil, Alliance Good"... thnx...

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@DarkMatter2525 You misspelled "Obama and every president ever"

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@GordonRamsay If you could recommend a chef school in Canada, specifically Ontario, I would be grateful. I am looking to become a better chef then you (shoot for the stars right?) but need to know somewhere I can get a solid education in the basics

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@shoe0nhead Bi-sexuals are the best sexuals... #confirmed

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@jk_rowling How about a medium of pretending to have integrity and commenting on this, instead of taking cheap shots... https://t.co/WLQw73azrz

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@TSNHockey @AndiPetrillo @CraigJButton @LeafsLunch1050 Of course they will be there... Buttman and his cronies wont let a chance to expand their pockets slip away

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@jassange333 @raycomfort Maybe you need your meds checked.....

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The greatest squirrel feeder ever

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@bader_diedrich LIke...anyone... from any time period? I;d still be torn between Jack and Heath.. both phenomenal representations of their time periods.

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@LeafsMaz20 @iamToddyTickles @LeafsMaz20 season tickets confirmed

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@raycomfort Please guys, dont be ungracious to Ray. He is one of the few apologetics willing to admit when he makes a mistake...

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@raycomfort To be fair Ray, it doesn't take much to show to a crowd of open minded people that the Bible is total bullshit. But.. credit to you for being willing to show both your success and failures

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@BarbraStreisand My offer is not an idle one. If you are not content being in America and think the grass is greener in Canada, I will willingly and happily trade you citizenships. DM me or respond if you have the courage.

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@PradRachael @BarbraStreisand This is not an idle offer... I will sincerely take you up on this, but I doubt you have the courage to back your mouth up

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@PradRachael I will happily trade her citizenships