Max Ehrlich

This is my Twitter. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Twitter is my best friend. Without me, my Twitter is useless. Without Twitter, I am useless.

[Domino's Pizza @dominos]

It's officially #NationalPizzaMonth! We're giving away FREE PIZZA all month long to celebrate. 🍕🎉

What are you waiting for? RETWEET for a chance to #WinDominosPizza. Rules: https://t.co/nVghcwUMnk

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I entered the @sweeneytoddnyc Lottery for a chance to win $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Enter here: https://t.co/QGsqC6Rssy https://t.co/GY4ohRAVcC via @TodayTix

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Also, #TheLoudHouse is this generation's #HeyArnold if you haven't seen it and appreciate Hey Arnold, #watchdatshit

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How is #HeyArnold not more popular?! These episodes are woke and people need to know!

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Just saw a toy commercial thanks said "must be 18 or older to order". I'm 25. What have I been doing with my life?

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@BroadwyBriddell Why do I have a feeling we saw the same commercial on the same channel?

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Just saw a commercial for Facebook #huh

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You can't consider yourself a #badass until you jaywalk in front of a cop #badass

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@Drake's new song is so fire that the fire alarm went off as I went to play it for my dressing room. Hats off to you good sir

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Just learned that sports commentators aren't allowed to be biased towards a team when commentating on a game, but Broadcast News can be as biased as they want #themoreyouknow 🙃

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They should figure out a way to put calories in money so we can just eat it straight up. That's all I do anyway #ispendallmymoneyonfood

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@drunkencheese #iguessimissyou

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@BroadwyBriddell In it will be "why is sugar legal?"

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Have you ever been in such a rush that you eat your breakfast while taking your morning poop? #yeahmeneither

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@connorscudder You're body was made for it. You should get a #squattypotty

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@Paigey_Mac @BroadwyBriddell @csteen9 😭😭😭💚💚💚 #crew

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@connorscudder I have the date save in my calendar

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Nothing beats celebrating your opening night like #LouisCK stand-up, @dominos, wine, and passing out on the couch #idealnight #iampredictable

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@mizzielarkson Life hack 17a: additionally, spread some of that raw dough around your areola. You're welcome.

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Twitter,
I apologize for all the past fart tweets. I've decided to never fart again.

Thanks for the support.