Niles Von Stafford

Swim with the current, or swim upstream. I chose upstream.

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@KNOTFEST @FumingMouth Keeping up with the killer tracks

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@horseysurprise The apostrophe d is fucking brilliance

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Hey @AxelVossMdEP Don’t miss this chance to protect humanity from the risks of AI – put #ChatGPT in the AI bill now!

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@foals @CD929fm See ya'll there!

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New Highly Suspect, Pink Floyd 'Brain Damage', Beach Boys and Conversion Delay 'Hope'...@RadioNowhere929 just kicking some ass on this Saturday night!

[Jules @julesterpak]

The amount of videos that get posted without people’s consent has become disgusting

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@horseysurprise Reading this single string with 3 jokes nailed must be what it feels like to experience multiple organizations in bed

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@RCast33 @chimairamark @MarkDuaneMorton I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve

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@mrkimwexler @mrbobodenkirk @BetterCallSaul @rheaseehorn @petergould @TomSchnauz YEEEEEESSSS been waiting FOREVER!

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@GuitarWorld Toneface Amp

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I was gonna donate $25 for a local band and now I feel like I need to check under my couch cushions for more. Meanwhile you guys like "yea thanks NBD" LOL

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@CD929fm @RadioNowhere929 Let's back up and thank the person again how they just donated SIX HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS for Werewolves of London!!

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@ConversionDelay Beautiful song but so sad it had to be written

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@Robdobi Bill, thank you for calling in.

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Feel bad for all the people who spent $40 per ticket plus proof of vaccination (or a $50 fake) just to talk endlessly about the most mundane events that happened "since COVID" and missed that the whole point was to WATCH GARY CLARK JR. AND HIS BACKING BAND FUCKING RIP TONIGHT

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@horseysurprise Seems like just yesterday we were looking through an empty Pringles can pretending it was a telescope.

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@GuitarWorld A lot of forward-thinking features and aesthetics of those picks. I would like to give a few a try. To be honest, though I think a parlor acoustic with nylons is my favorite, with next up any cheap Yamaha acoustic with ball end nylons thrown on.

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@horseysurprise (I was trying to be Ken M funny but after you liked that and I reread it I think it sounds mega DICK)

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@horseysurprise If you're selling an NFT of this I'm about to go baroque

For real though I hope all is well in the M sphere (and possibly "née S" or whatever)

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@HardKoreLena People say "I don't live with regrets because I think everything happens for a reason" and I counter with 'Oh yea then why the fuck did I do and still continue to do shit like that all the time'?

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@HardKoreLena Must have been 1st or 2nd grade in general music class and teacher was describing the most basic parts of songs. When she explained what a chorus was I shot my hand up past the roof and waited til she let me make a fool of myself by saying "I have a brother who's name is cor-EY!"