Jochem van Eijsden

Art historian, curator and art history teacher

[Jochem van Eijsden @EijsdenJochem]

@AylinBilic Tot verhuurder gemaakte

[Jochem van Eijsden @EijsdenJochem]

@bertbrussen Dacht ik ook direct.

[Jochem van Eijsden @EijsdenJochem]

Even het AD van twee dagen terug herlezen. https://t.co/ypzuT1LzXU

[jeroen 🇺🇦🇳🇱🌐 @N_eoreJ]

“Vijf euro’s? Op je muil gauw”

— ECB-baas Bob

[Stephen Ford @StephenSeanFord]

The Odyssey (2026)

[Jochem van Eijsden @EijsdenJochem]

Schuldig.

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

white people when they hear "mr brightside" at the function

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

The one time Matt Damon made it home

[i2cjak @i2cjak]

electrical engineer here! this truck is severely inbred and is unable to breathe. he is in constant pain

[Max @Maxxxturner]

@Polymarket

[Jochem van Eijsden @EijsdenJochem]

Maar Republikeinen zijn uitzonderlijk gek.

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🏳️‍⚧️ Ashley Webb, a transgender Democrat running for US Senate in Maine claims he has a monthly period through his rectum.

[Paul🥷 @l4pablo]

When your Nan falls in love with the waiter in Tenerife

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

am i sure the bronze age is collapsing, odysseus? look at my quant. look at him. look at his eye. i’ll give you a hint—he’s a fucking monster!! he doesn’t even speak greek—it’s just growling and shit!! yeah, i’m sure.

[Aɴᴛ @AntSpeaks]

Hey Mark, you're worth around $35 million while continuing to land major Hollywood roles. You could donate $25-30 million tomorrow and still live an extremely comfortable life for the rest of your days.

At a conservative 4% safe withdrawal rate, even a remaining $5-10 million would generate roughly $200,000-$400,000 a year in passive income, several times what the average family earns. On top of that, you own multiple luxury properties, including a New York penthouse reportedly worth around $7 million, and you're still taking on film roles that pay millions.

Lecturing others while sitting on tens of millions yourself is peak Hollywood...

As for Elon, his charitable giving has far exceeded your entire net worth tenfold. And as for the idea that he can simply "solve world hunger" by writing one giant cheque only demonstrates your fundamental misunderstanding of how global hunger actually works. It's not a problem that disappears because one wealthy person transfers money into the system.

You need a basic economics lesson and a mirror, because your hypocrisy is matched only by your lack of self-awareness.

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Hello @ElonMusk. This is how you are perceived. Not too late to course correct but it’s getting pretty late. You certainly have the extra money on hand to really help the people of the world instead of the hellbent road of chaos and destruction you are ludicrously barreling down. Put down the Ket straw. 🤪

[Jochem van Eijsden @EijsdenJochem]

@palpeet

[Jochem van Eijsden @EijsdenJochem]

@VrijndeSteede

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

My boy Odysseus here, he’s wicked smaht