Vasto Lorde

Valar Morghulis || The night is dark and full of terrors || Your mum’s best friend

[Paris The Icon @_ParadiseParis1]

Seeing your partner struggle & knowing you can provide knowledge, guidance, or a resource & don’t makes you a bad partner

[Ojay★彡 🇵🇹 @oiseoje_]

lemme explain this for those in the back.

most women don’t like when a guy’s birthday is before theirs cos then the guy can gauge what he’ll do for them based on what they did (if he gets boxers & singlet gift, they get pant)

and if they decide to go big so that he will go big they might stop talking and they’ll have lost. but if theirs is before his then the guy can’t gauge and if he goes all out and they stop talking before his, they’d still come out on top.

In summary, most women are always in business
it’s basically profit & loss to them.

[Locked in daily @OutwestLock]

He told the world about having to watch another man fuck his girl better than he ever did

Then he went home & his girl beat his ass wit a frying pan for putting their intimate business out there

& now he on here writing apology paragraphs… We ain’t ever seen no shit like this

[ꕤ @rinnegaara]

god help sarada uchiha

[Seb Kowalke @SebKowalke]

It's a German tradition dating back all the way to 2002.

Humiliated teams by Germany since then:

2002 - Saudi-Arabia
2006 - Costa Rica
2010 - Australia
2014 - Brazil
2018 - Germany
2022 - Germany
2026 - Curacao

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

Arabic is written right to left so it accidentally made this joke 1000x funnier

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Japan spamming 100 crosses into the box despite the height disadvantage

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Yeah because Germany have famously never won 7-1 in the World Cup before now

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

😂 they want it to define his career so bad and e no gree for them 😂😂😂

[King of Madeira @Madeira7i]

He did it with Bentancur, Emre Can and Matuidi midfield 😭

[Remi @Miss_Oluremi]

I learnt this from my uncle.
He and his ex fiancé had issues. He went to her family house to plead with her.

Her parents were present, he went there with just his friend. Another heated argument started as they both narrated their sides of the story.

My uncle kept quiet because he was in the midst of his to-be in-laws. The girl continued running her mouth until she pointed a finger to my uncle and said, "eleyii naa."

That statement changed everything.

My uncle said, he stood up, thanked his ex parents, and told his friend to meet him in the car. He left.

Later, everyone pleaded with him later to forgive the girl. The girl too pleaded. They got back together, but he told the girl he'll never marry her.

She thought he would change his mind, so she got pregnant. He took care of the pregnancy and accepted the child. But he never married her.

Years later, he married someone else.

[mary @theoceanblooms]

I hope every match ends 1-1 and they can’t figure out who to progress lol

[Tonton Oso🇨🇩 @osowxvyy]

Senegal beat them 6 months ago? 🤣

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

I just noticed that people show these parts of themselves subtly, we just don’t pay attention. This is a very wicked thing to do

[banjo. @NotToxiccc]

I used to buy two shawarma when i was dating my now ex girlfriend every week. One for her and one for me when money enters my hand. We dated for four years. I was broke one good week, she went to buy one shawarma and turned her back to me until she was done eating it.

[Adenrele Brand @A_denrele]

She should wait till December and make sure they all come home for Christmas.

[🇦🇫 @M1L4GR03]

Imagine using time machine to go to past and beg elon to be his janitor😭😭😭
The unwritten levels of loser fantasy.

[ShawFCB @fcb_shaw]

Je ne pourrais jamais m’ennuyer sur cette application

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

One day we’ll have a serious conversation about all these legends

[Matt Hayes 🇮🇪 @matthayesthfc]

I was just thinking France's attack with Portugal's midfield would win every World Cup ever... then I realised we call that team "Paris Saint-Germain"