Eileen

I watch too many movies and like to talk about them. Expert in Theater/Bird Law. comeon_eileen on Letterboxd

[Eileen @EileenButReal]

If you don't double stack lunchables don't talk to me

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CHARLIE DAY SHOULD PLAY COLUMBO IN LIKE 5 YEARS

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@lilygoespriv Changing my name to Peach Rings rn

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Ever since last night I've had Divine Hammer stuck in my head

[venom 🖤 @SYMBIOTEGRRRL]

get a chick with a big belly and a low self esteem to suck your cock, and you’ll never be sad again

[Eileen @EileenButReal]

@lilyevebubbles Oh thank god, that's what I was going for

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#mcrdenver BLONDE LADY PLAYING WITH THE BREEDERS CAN I GIVE YOU MY NUMBER??

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Trying to look gay at MCR Denver so someone makes a pass at me <3

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Eating this Diet Coke's pussy rn

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During my entire time in college I never slept with anyone who went to my school, this is mildly amusing to me

[Eileen @EileenButReal]

When The Saints Go Marching In is still a 10/10 banger tbh

[Eileen @EileenButReal]

I'M NOT SICK ANYMORE! MCR HERE I COME!

[Eileen @EileenButReal]

@Adeptfever That's fair

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@Freyja321 brought me some cause she's in love with me

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I have no Saltines yet I must scream

[Eileen @EileenButReal]

I have no Saltines yet I must scream

[Eileen @EileenButReal]

Woke up sick and platonic wife is already at work 😭😭

[Eileen @EileenButReal]

Woke up sick and platonic wife is already at work 😭😭

[Eileen @EileenButReal]

(to the tune of Lithium by Nirvana)
I'm so comfy
Cause today I found myself
I'm in my bed

[Eileen @EileenButReal]

@madifawnzzz I'm not thissss hot but hii

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@jabberjjaw I'd bring you a mountain if you asked

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@lilygoespriv #pleaseeeeeeee