Eilish Blyth

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[lizzie @lizinterrupted]

THAT’S MY MAN RIGHT THERE

[mavsmarie @mavsmarie]

This is genuinely insane

[Very Brexit Problems @VeryBrexitProbs]

MAGA and Reform have spent years screaming that London is a war-torn no-go hellscape.

London's murder rate is now lower than every single US state and every big US city.

Philadelphia's is 12x higher. Maybe MAGA should sort their own cities out before lecturing ours. 🇬🇧

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Robert Jenrick has a meltdown on #C4News

He refuses to accept that there are parliamentary rules that Nigel Farage may have broken

And insists the only people who can judge Nigel Farage are the people of Clacton

😅 - Whatever you do, please don't share this humiliating clip

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

Ian Wright is an absolute hero for saying how we all feel about this World Cup…

“I've just read that the Somalian referee has been denied entry. Every few hours it's another story, another story about fans denied, players denied, officials denied, journalists denied, now refs," Wright said.

"You know something I'm laughing but it's not funny, it's actually not funny and something has to be said.

"The expensive tickets, the most expensive tickets ever, expensive accommodation, transport through the roof. It has to be said.

"Is this how the hosts behave really for the greatest game, the greatest tournament in the world, is this how the hosts behave?

"Are we not hearing more? Are we seeing how Qatar got dragged, are we not hearing more? Is this the spirit of football, really?

"You know who I feel for? I feel for the American fans who are desperate for this, American soccer fans who are desperate for this, how embarrassed they must be. How embarrassing for them this must be.

"This is the World Cup, this is a World Cup of chaos. Whoever wins this World Cup is going to have to go through some serious chaos to get this done.

"I hope we can do it, but something has to be said now. This is the World Cup."

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Nigel Farage's work over the last 11 weeks broken down:

- Parliamentary votes registered (including on immigration): 0

- Violent racial divisions stoked: 1

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

Also known as - Robert Kenyon’s miraculous Question Time escape.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Today I will mostly be using a tragedy to distract attention from my dodgy financial dealings.

[Luke George🇬🇧🇪🇺 @MrLukeGeorge]

Brexit is costing the UK between £40bn-£90bn per annum! Far higher than any budget contributions!

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Nigel Farage earns over a million pounds a year.

Still claims £160,900 in expenses (benefits)

Moans about people abusing benefits.

But not himself, of course.

[Beth Rigby @BethRigby]

WATCH: Asked Nigel Farage last night abt his £5m gift from Christopher Harborne. Why did he not just declare? Does he regret that? What’s his response to those who argue it looks dodgy?

He said my Qs were a “waste of space" & was clearly annoyed in what became a tense exchange

[scary mary queen of thots🎃 @txbamxnmicxh_s]

It’s 2031 in the UK. Nigel Farage is the prime minister. A loaf of bread now costs £7. The pensioners who voted to “get their country back” are having to pay for healthcare which they blame on brown people. The BBC headline is about Zack Polanski drinking a full fat coke.

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

Reform waking up to realise Nige isn't prime minister but they're now just in charge of multiple bin collections

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Victoria Derbyshire spend 8 minutes taking apart Nigel Farage's £5,000,000 gift

"As you'd expect we asked Reform UK for an interview tonight. One Reform UK press officer asked: with who and to discuss what"

"We said we'd like to talk about the local elections, the detention centres in Green areas, and £5m gift from Christopher Harborne"

"We didn't receive another reply"

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Reform UK quotes in the banned Labour political broadcast.

It was banned by Ofcom, so please share far and wide!!! 👇👇👇

[Kadi🇪🇪🌻 @TheFl0orIsLaVa]

Wasn't her own husband assassinated in broad daylight on American soil under President Trump?

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

Can you afford to Vote Reform UK?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ossoff: How much do you guys know about Jared Kushner—Ivanka’s husband? He’s on the Saudi payroll for $2 billion. And now he’s leading American diplomacy in the Middle East, apparently, while at the very same time asking princes and sheikhs to give him billions more.

Can you imagine a normal sitting U.S. ambassador just hitting MBS for billions? But he’s a Trump, a royal, a princeling. The rules are for us, not for them.

And it’s not just Jared. Never before have we seen so little effort to hide so much corruption. The Mar-a-Lago mafia has taken American corruption to spectacular new heights.

[Kevin Maguire @Kevin_Maguire]

Will Reform deputy leader Richard Tice now resign over fresh allegations about nudging another £100,000 tax after he demanded Angela Rayner quit over £40,000?

Changed his tune.

"A long career with multiple businesses is bound to feature some errors."

https://t.co/Lg3UPrbuKT

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

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