Jamie

Pro farming simulation Player 🚜

[Jamie @EimajHow]

Not sprogs best moment

[Jamie @EimajHow]

To the people who don’t like bountys as a chocolate bar you are probably the most childish simple minded person about. Just because a chocolate bar doesn’t have just sugar in it doesn’t mean it’s bad. Grow up you waste of organs

[Jamie @EimajHow]

No it’s twelsa

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla + Twitter -> Twizzler

[Jamie @EimajHow]

Do artificial limbs need to be charged at night and if they do how do they go loo in the night

[Jamie @EimajHow]

Thought of the day #thoughtoftheday #motivation #learnhowtobegrammaticallycorrect

[Jaden @jaden]

I Could Travel Any Place But Without You I’m Just Running Around.

[Jamie @EimajHow]

@t0M90673905 @Fax_speaker_ Or they could drink spoiled milk and die

[Jamie @EimajHow]

@Fax_speaker_ @t0M90673905 Did you know the Highway Code states if an animal is crossing your path you should not put human lives at danger to avoid the animal.

[Jamie @EimajHow]

@t0M90673905 I don’t think it would be the cats choice if it died so I would say a murder under the act of feline slaughter.

[Jamie @EimajHow]

Jayden sprauge is the definition of poor performance

[Jamie @EimajHow]

@Jamielakin07 Don’t think you want to be admitting to that

[Jamie @EimajHow]

@t0M90673905 Funny stuff

[Jamie @EimajHow]

Just baked this lovely cake with no help though from @Jamielakin07

[Jamie @EimajHow]

New update: my brother has been banned from the kitchen as he has just eaten all the new food that just arrived and left crumbs on the counter tops. #whatacunt #eatadick

[Jamie @EimajHow]

@Fax_speaker_ Damascus > Birmingham

[Jamie @EimajHow]

What’s the best bit of a Swiss Army knife?? Let me know

[Jamie @EimajHow]

The biggest innuendo of them all is that plugs are called male and sockets are called female

[Jamie @EimajHow]

If the obi-wan kenobi series is bad then us Stat Wars fans are gonna look like right idiots

[Jamie @EimajHow]

I can confirm this is true

[fax_only @Fax_speaker_]

I imagine if you are a woman the single most arousing thing a man could do is win a hand at poker #woman

[Jamie @EimajHow]

This is my 100th tweet so enjoy this.#milestone

[Jamie @EimajHow]

Unpopular opinion. The Harry Potter films are not bad films it’s just there are about 999 films better than them. #unpopularopinion