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Albert Einstein
@EinsteinParody
Collecting Nobel Prizes and your bitches' panties since 1879 cause it's
#Physics
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#Bitch
Lab, Your mom's bed
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Albert Einstein
@EinsteinParody
almost 11 years ago
A demonstration on the size of the galaxy.. http://t.co/esnDGoNcpj
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Joey K
@StayJoeyfied
over 8 years ago
Well Damn, These Girls Have It All https://t.co/zSXS2i7GNu
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Joey K
@StayJoeyfied
over 8 years ago
Trump really doesn't give a fuck anymore 😂😂 He wild for # 20
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Joey K
@StayJoeyfied
over 8 years ago
# 1 Might Shock You https://t.co/RuLWXvsaVh
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music, films & things I like. singer and harpist DM for removal
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Jeopardy sports clues, the way they should be written. (Not affiliated with @Jeopardy/@SportsJeopardy) Email:
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Albert Einstein
@EinsteinParody
over 8 years ago
ever be at a party pretending that you're texting on ur phone but you're actually on your graphing calculator
Albert Einstein
@EinsteinParody
over 8 years ago
13TH LAW OF MOTION: A student in bed will remain in bed unless acted upon by a large enough panic.
Albert Einstein
@EinsteinParody
almost 9 years ago
#NationalTellAJokeDay
Albert Einstein
@EinsteinParody
almost 9 years ago
Ayo what you get in ya AP Physics
Albert Einstein
@EinsteinParody
over 9 years ago
The real fault in our stars was when we kicked pluto out the planet club smh that was some fucked up shit
Albert Einstein
@EinsteinParody
over 9 years ago
Drinking straight vodka out a graduated cylinder
#LIT
Albert Einstein
@EinsteinParody
over 9 years ago
first i look through my telescope, then i fuck ur bitch
Albert Einstein
@EinsteinParody
over 9 years ago
ever get so faded that the periodic table straight lookin like tetris lol
Albert Einstein
@EinsteinParody
over 9 years ago
😂😂😂
Albert Einstein
@EinsteinParody
over 9 years ago
Yep
Albert Einstein
@EinsteinParody
over 9 years ago
According to my calculations ∆ = b² - 6 a c -b± √∆ x1,2 = ———— 2a You're a bitch
Albert Einstein
@EinsteinParody
over 9 years ago
science question: how many slutty tweets does it take to get to the center of attention?
Albert Einstein
@EinsteinParody
over 9 years ago
12 Hilarious Texts You'll Only Get From An Ex https://t.co/FBUL5AZR8u
Albert Einstein
@EinsteinParody
over 9 years ago
Guy Posts Snapchat Of Catching Cheating Girlfriend. (10 Photos) https://t.co/9j5zqLfoRj
Albert Einstein
@EinsteinParody
over 9 years ago
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