Albert Einstein

Collecting Nobel Prizes and your bitches' panties since 1879 cause it's #Physics, #Bitch

[Albert Einstein @EinsteinParody]

A demonstration on the size of the galaxy.. http://t.co/esnDGoNcpj

[Joey K @StayJoeyfied]

Well Damn, These Girls Have It All https://t.co/zSXS2i7GNu

[Joey K @StayJoeyfied]

Trump really doesn't give a fuck anymore 😂😂
He wild for # 20

[Joey K @StayJoeyfied]

# 1 Might Shock You https://t.co/RuLWXvsaVh

[Albert Einstein @EinsteinParody]

ever be at a party pretending that you're texting on ur phone but you're actually on your graphing calculator

[Albert Einstein @EinsteinParody]

13TH LAW OF MOTION:

A student in bed will remain in bed unless acted upon by a large enough panic.

[Albert Einstein @EinsteinParody]

#NationalTellAJokeDay

[Albert Einstein @EinsteinParody]

Ayo what you get in ya AP Physics

[Albert Einstein @EinsteinParody]

The real fault in our stars was when we kicked pluto out the planet club smh that was some fucked up shit

[Albert Einstein @EinsteinParody]

Drinking straight vodka out a graduated cylinder #LIT

[Albert Einstein @EinsteinParody]

first i look through my telescope, then i fuck ur bitch

[Albert Einstein @EinsteinParody]

ever get so faded that the periodic table straight lookin like tetris lol

[Albert Einstein @EinsteinParody]

😂😂😂

[Albert Einstein @EinsteinParody]

Yep

[Albert Einstein @EinsteinParody]

According to my calculations

∆ = b² - 6 a c
-b± √∆
x1,2 = ————
2a

You're a bitch

[Albert Einstein @EinsteinParody]

science question: how many slutty tweets does it take to get to the center of attention?

[Albert Einstein @EinsteinParody]

12 Hilarious Texts You'll Only Get From An Ex
https://t.co/FBUL5AZR8u

[Albert Einstein @EinsteinParody]

Guy Posts Snapchat Of Catching Cheating Girlfriend. (10 Photos)

https://t.co/9j5zqLfoRj

[Albert Einstein @EinsteinParody]

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