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Easy going, jovial, @chelseafc

[𝕒𝕕𝕖. @_bigade_]

Your Brother did a Church Wedding ? 😳
What a slave mentality💔😌

[Esan Queen, ENIOBANKE 🇬🇧🇳🇬 @TWEETSBYOLORI]

Some of us went there to thank God for how far he brought us. Not sure I asked God for anything yesterday. I sang, danced and thanked him. After PJ’s ministration, I left.
The encounter was 🔥 and I saw a sign over night.
Some of us saw shege banza this year. Only God 🙌🏼

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Earthquake frequencies affect buildings of different heights

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i hate those moods where nothing is actually wrong but you still feel sad and annoyed for no reason.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

my mom was right… it was the damn phone

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

The person who stole my shoes yesterday while i was on a bouncing castle at the mall please grow up

[Chinàzaēkpērē Chukwu @ChuGailx]

Anyway. Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa, Idoma, Ibibio, Isoko, Ijaw, Izon, Auchi, Esan, Bini, Izhi, TiV…

We don’t have light.

Fuel is expensive.

And they are still killing people like flies in Plateau.
Agberos are still a nuisance in Lagos.
And soludo is still governor.

[mfònObong.𓂀 @_kokogee_]

You'll not believe that @IkoroduCityFC actually deleted their post welcoming HE, Peter Obi to the stadium.

Una dey truly and really fight against principalities in High places.

[Abraham @_AbrahamAb]

Meanwhile December period now your favorite artiste will collect 300k from you, and you will still stand

Sometimes they even pour you water and use timberland to match your head

But once it’s a Christian gathering the demons in you people will keep crying

Una go cry tire

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Btw, this is a country at war. And do you know the craziest part? This project reportedly costs N2 trillion.

Tinubu’s coastal road costs N15 trillion.

[Akan Ime @ImeAkan3]

You cannot mismanage a country and then campaign like you delivered progress.

Tinubu you're a FAILURE!

[ISK @IyegereS]

As a lost guy, I just came back from Church

By 5pm, I'd go for House Fellowship for another round, so my pastor can deceive me again; the morning own was not enough

[OMOBA 29 @Nail3r_]

Btw, that NSPPD was free!

Let your idolos rent Old trafford and throw a free concert for you people— then we can have a conversation, but till then….

[Real MaziTundeEdnut @HonestNarrativ]

A bag of cement is N15,000, 1 litre of fuel is N1,500 on top of the 70k minimum wage.
You're shouting 4+4. you're a fuul

[Chiké @chike_ijezie]

I detest the online faux outrage and wokeness I see whenever Christian gatherings are happening.

[Tech_baby @Tech_babby]

They’ll commend you for going to watch celebrities dance half naked on stage but the minute you attend a prayer conference you’re brainwashed... You’re in bondage... You have slaves mentality. Satan you’re a shameless liar!! Christians wake up!!! These people are not serious

[Rikki Doolan @realrikkidoolan]

Now just listen to this!!

Old Trafford has NEVER sounded so good.

Glory Hallelujah! 🙌

[Ugwu Samuel 👨🏼‍💻 @Psalmwrite]

If na Davido sell out old Trafford, they’ll say;

“Naija to the world” 🫠

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

As we speak,over 50,000 people are gathered at TBS to watch Black Market tonight to break the world record. It’s when we gather for Jesus that you false intellectuals have your demon-inspired priapism.I wanted to cast out the demon of folly,but you’re a willing vessel. Boota jor!

[Itai Sher @itaisher]

The period goes outside of the quotation marks unless it is part of what is being quoted.