Perfect conjunction.
Ofsted are looking for work. Their 1200 people will mostly already be DBS checked. They’re trained at inspecting things.
Give them the swabs and let them get on with it.
Thinking about the power for joy of this: whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.
Each week I ask @ASCL_UK members to send me their 'frontline funnies' - the comments from pupils, or the memorable moments in the past week that have made them smile. Here's one - a Year 10 student's cheeky Maths answer. Best wishes for Friday, everyone.