Jack Walsh

Musical Ignoramus, Extroverted Introvert, Not an Orange

[Jack Walsh @EisMCawesome]

Fresh off the digital presses, new tunes from my musical project Grizzly Bear Therapy. This is the third GBT album, "...Before It Gets Better". I take a stab at writing songs with a bit less cynicism. What a stretch.

Free download/streaming here:
https://t.co/eIuq9ZqPJl

[Jack Walsh @EisMCawesome]

Whoops, I wrote some songs. My bad.

Free download:
https://t.co/B5n1UwefW1

[Jack Walsh @EisMCawesome]

My apartment neighbor is celebrating his lease renewal with an impressive assortment of 2 am noise making. Truly a master of his art. I can only hope my rent does not increase to cover another year of access to this luxury.

[Jack Walsh @EisMCawesome]

I am now the proud owner of Ultimate Fishing Simulator. I fear this is rock bottom in my adventures with video game hoarding.

[Jack Walsh @EisMCawesome]

All the people who say "just rip it off like a band-aid" have clearly never attempted to slowly remove a band-aid.

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Saw it was 1 am. Decided to stay up a little longer to watch the time change happen. Turns out my 1 am was already past. I've simply squandered the celebrated extra hour waiting for a mundane 2 am. What character flaw is this? Garden variety insanity? Or something cooler?

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Wonder if my neighbor would have made that satisfied pooping grunt with so much vigor if he knew how well sound carried through the vents.

[Jack Walsh @EisMCawesome]

Long ago, I worked on a repair project and was left with a square inch of tin foil. Sanely, I kept the square inch in case I ever needed it. Now, I needed exactly that much tin foil. I fear this has subconsciously justified all of my past and future hoarding. The spiral begins.

[Jack Walsh @EisMCawesome]

My favorite videogame genre is unpaid manual labor VR

[Jack Walsh @EisMCawesome]

Whoops, I wrote some new songs. There's some horns. There's some swing. There's some synth. But most importantly, it's free. Neat.

Free download/streaming here:
https://t.co/AlmyIfE2df

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My cable management strategy? Well, first, you buy a new cable. Then you throw it on the floor with the other cables. It all comes together in the third step where you have to hope really hard that you never need to touch any of those cables again. Follow for more tech tips.

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When I retire, I'm going to become one of those people who aren't quite dressed like Waldo but only distract from your search for the bespectacled hide and seek fanatic. I'm all about that derived sense of style with mildly irritating utility.

[Jack Walsh @EisMCawesome]

I'm feeling like a bad movie villain. I killed a massive spider but can't find the body. This dude is definitely gonna triumphantly reappear at a critical plot point and I don't know... Crawl in my mouth while I'm sleeping or something? Whatever it is, that's on me at this point.

[Jack Walsh @EisMCawesome]

My neighbor has chosen 2 am as the time to begin his courtship of the ladies by playing Harry Potter at max volume. Bold move. Let's see if it pays off.

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Today, in our episode of Chef's Passion with Jack, we unknowingly purchase a ten year supply of tin foil. This leaves us an ample supply for food preparation or for any future conspiracy avoidance activities. Misfortune turns to opportunity.

[Jack Walsh @EisMCawesome]

Wonder how much of my life I've lost waiting while the YouTube skip ad button briefly hung up counting down from 2 to 1.

[Jack Walsh @EisMCawesome]

Me: *relaxed*
Healthcare professional: Relax your shoulder.
Me: Can do!
Doctor person: I said relax your shoulder.
Me: *contorts horribly*
Medical representative: There you go. Relaxed.

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Today, in our episode of Chef's Passion with Jack, we decide whether to use the stale hamburger buns that are mysteriously soggy or the ones that are hard enough to cause blunt force trauma if thrown. Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion.

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My life has become staying up late waiting for my neighbor's neighbor to knock on my neighbor's door to tell him to shut the hell up, it's 1am. What personality trait is this? I'm thinking pettiness?

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@culnoj_ right on

[Jack Walsh @EisMCawesome]

My favorite YouTube feature is how it inexplicably deduces the next TV show I plan to watch then saturates my feed with spoiler videos. Much appreciated clairvoyance.