Blokk

Professional Valorant Ranked Coach and Content Creator.
Sharing advice and building @VENTesports along the way.

[Blokk @Eisblokk]

100 Things That Keep You Hardstuck in VALORANT

01 | Kovaaks
02 | Saying "My team is the problem"
03 | Using Elderflame skins
04 | Playing when you're tired
05 | 5 stacking
06 | Peeking with W instead of just A and D
07 | Respecting your opponents too much
08 | Coaching your teammates mid-round
09 | Opening TikTok the second you die
10 | Continuing to play after a loss streak
11 | Using the Spectre
12 | Not having a 240Hz monitor
13 | Loud agent voice lines
14 | Gooning before playing
15 | Not force buying in the 2nd round after winning 1st
16 | Constantly changing your sensitivity
17 | Hating French players
18 | Focusing on your rank instead of your gameplay
19 | Playing the same spot every round
20 | Not playing Deathmatch
21 | Watching YouTube while playing
22 | Not getting enough sleep
23 | Learning lineups when you're below Ascendant
24 | Using a polling rate above 1000Hz
25 | Not being able to solo queue
26 | Having no ego
27 | Using Ora by Onetap skins
28 | Refusing to use the Odin because it's "dishonorable"
29 | Not warming up
30 | Arguing with your teammates
31 | Not playing every day
32 | Surrendering
33 | Constantly changing your crosshair
34 | Not muting toxic teammates
35 | Thinking winning = good and losing = bad
36 | Listening to music during ranked games
37 | Not using the Operator on Operator agents
38 | Using a soundboard
39 | Using a glass mousepad without an arm sleeve
40 | Playing drunk or high
41 | Playing 10 different agents
42 | Queueing ranked with trash IRL friends
43 | Having your VALORANT Tracker profile set to private
44 | Not going for walks
45 | Voting for a draw even though your team is better
46 | Asking your team what to do instead of leading
47 | Not knowing how to counter-strafe
48 | Setting goals that are too big for too little time
49 | Peeking the first fake defuse
50 | Changing your voice to impress e-girls
51 | Account sharing
52 | Raw Accel
53 | Not lurking on attack as a Sentinel
54 | Calling everyone who's better than you a cheater
55 | Not following Eisblokk on TikTok
56 | Switching to the next game in 3 months anyway
57 | Playing for clips in 2026
58 | Not using your microphone
59 | Watching e-dating content
60 | Destroying your own equipment out of rage
61 | Dodging games because you don't like the map
62 | Constantly changing your resolution
63 | Using the VALORANT Tracker in-game overlay
64 | Having no life outside of VALORANT
65 | Using tab to check your KDA all the time
66 | Shift peeking
67 | Having a corny in-game name like "I miss her"
68 | Playing with low confidence and feeling intimidated
69 | Only spamming ranked
70 | Not playing Team Deathmatch
71 | Acting like you knew everything better after the fact
72 | Not reviewing your own VODs
73 | Playing mobile games while in queue
74 | Using the Bulldog
75 | Reporting players
76 | Angle Snapping
77 | Taking peptides
78 | Not adapting to your opponents
79 | Communicating too much instead of carrying
80 | Watching Twitch while playing
81 | Playing another competitive game at the same time
82 | Playing on high graphics settings
83 | Learning setups when you're below Ascendant
84 | Backseating your teammates
85 | Rage quitting
86 | Not knowing how to crouch tap
87 | Playing for K/D
88 | Eating chips while gaming
89 | Not watching pro streams or VODs
90 | Spreading hate in the VALORANT community
91 | Using more than 1600 DPI
92 | Not watching my YouTube video on how to rank up
93 | Only drinking caffeinated drinks while gaming
94 | Using the Ares
95 | Playing with cold hands
96 | Not connecting with players who also want to climb
97 | Getting nervous in clutch situations
98 | Not being able to read your opponents
99 | Aim Labs
100 | Using the Riot Gun Buddy

Did I miss anything?

[Blokk @Eisblokk]

Keep in mind this guy used to post text to speech weapon skin tierlists

Now he makes tens of thousands of dollars from just compiling a few tweets and tiktoks in a youtube video

Really goes to show how easy success on social media is if you out yourself out there

[Blokk @Eisblokk]

@Lunixxlmao benq monitor

[Blokk @Eisblokk]

@Pa1zee they have to add that hush can hit herself with her own ult what is this

still wp

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@bloomjpg dnr

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@freezefrank_ @tiltttv_ @SmurfNinjazz @xerohun773r @VALORANT @riotgames yeah because checking the pc of a streaming millionaire is very reliable proof right he cant just buy a second pc to cheat on

how gullible can you be mooda viewers really take it to a new level you are worse than dream speedrun believers

[Blokk @Eisblokk]

@CknVlr I competely forgot this is what the ghost used to look like in the buy menu. Also why does it say "GHOST" below the frenzy to the right?

[Blokk @Eisblokk]

@madasgoat Raze is absolutely right here, there is no way she needs to be the fourth player against chamber. Chamber having a liferound is not what a good duellist anticipates here.

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@Cecil_Crimson @Ritoriam3D Yes obviously you are right on the definition here still 99.9% of popular roblox games cant even compete with games that do well on steam

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@GirlsDislikeMe "Minecraft Creator" as in the creator of the game not as in some guy who started posting lets plays at a lucky time

[Blokk @Eisblokk]

I guess to get Ascendant you have to understand what a run and gun is

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Partida pro ascendente, aí vem a riot…..

[Blokk @Eisblokk]

@cs2news there is not great time to play premier

[Blokk @Eisblokk]

Having "gaming" instead of "gambling" in the name of your off shore online casino company doesnt change anything.
No, wagering or betting is never going to be part of "gaming", a gambler is not a gamer.

[Blokk @Eisblokk]

@ThourCS2 Gambling Sponsors just rule esports currently and they also finance alot of it really

btw Faze and Spirit are the best shirts imo

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@whirlyys the usual rigged lobbies, you need to stop queueing right after a game like this trust me. These matches will get more rare.

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@itzsagka Cheaters and Larpers love to reduce everybody else to their rank

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@virtuspro Happy Birthday, its not normal that an organization can persist for this amount of time

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@hazey_aims song is ball knowledge

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@Ozzny_CS2 Simple & co is crazy

[Blokk @Eisblokk]

@oigabss I think if you buy a skin for this amount of money you dont care if it loses all its value I bet this guy has some other offshore investments