Rachel

I mean...why not?

[Rachel @EiselRachel]

What the backs of my legs look like is none of my business. That ain’t got nothin to do with me, I can’t even see them.

[Rachel @EiselRachel]

I’m trying to instill within myself the kind of delusional confidence that made this middle aged, drunk, homeless, white man say “if I were the manager, I would have had this [National cyber attack] fixed by now. It just takes a little bit of competency and enough drive.”

[Rachel @EiselRachel]

I hate when there are people driving behind me. Like excuse me? I’m trying to drive slowly and safely so I can sing this song with the appropriate amount of enthusiasm.

[Rachel @EiselRachel]

I just wanna be rich enough to send sad people money. It won’t fix their problems but it’ll make them $50 happier. Ya feel?

[Rachel @EiselRachel]

Anyone feel like going on an adventure today? I’m bored af.

[Rachel @EiselRachel]

Got another speeding ticket but tbh I deserved it. I was 100% most definitely speeding.

[Rachel @EiselRachel]

*runs 3 miles & does the circuit*
*eats half a box of granola cereal*
It’s called balance?? 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

I only started acting again so you guys wouldn't feel like you wasted money on the posters of me at 12.

[Rachel @EiselRachel]

Cheeeeessse 😁

[Rachel @EiselRachel]

About to go in to the gym but then you see someone you know & you're like "now I have to wait in my car for another 10 mins to avoid them"

[Rachel @EiselRachel]

🌨

[Rachel @EiselRachel]

I'm not a praying lady, but I have prayed 4/4 days this week that the Lord keeps me from losing my sh*t.

[Rachel @EiselRachel]

I love these boots so much

[Ariel @aweezyyyyy]

im the worst to go shopping with cuz i will talk you into buying everything 😂

[Rachel @EiselRachel]

@SarahREisel @SincerelyTumblr true

[Rachel @EiselRachel]

Thank you Sara at Gypsy Rose Hair Studio!!