Eli Lederman

Nacho opsomaniac. Formerly @Drift; VP of Sales @Klaviyo; VP, Business Operations @Logentries; COO @Kinvey

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@bwhalley I thought you were only an expert on lizard people. Who knew you had such range?!

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@bwhalley True. But it wouldn’t taste as good as lunch breakfast burrito.

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If one eats a leftover breakfast burrito for lunch, is it still a breakfast burrito?

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@bwhalley If the juices are flowing, the world deserves an update on the latest lizard people.

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I will never use @NFDUSA again. Horrible, horrible company.

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@highspeedbarton @Kinvey Looks like @MobileyQ got even uglier. How is that even possible?!

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@ExperianDQ You guys are *impossible* to get in touch with. What does it take to get a sales person to respond? Nothing has worked so far...

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@mjsalinger #loadedquestion

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Cross @priceline off the list of websites I'll use moving forward. They've got "I'm so sorry" down pat but not actual customer service...

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.@BizSciChud Truer words have never been said, though they have been written. #See you #at the #top. #SalesGong #AnonymousHi5 #Hashtag

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@BizSciChud It's been said that in #business, #success is 77% #science, 33% #art, and 1% #math. Would you #agree? #Palindrome

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@lizzylrosen @rboconnor now you know what it's like...

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@MattPodolski @ShannonLaFosse @Sonos Quite a bit when people leave the music on...

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@JoshSamBob @lizzylrosen I knew her before you did!

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@lizzylrosen more like "breakfast" -- you had coffee!

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@smwat jump around

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@jchernov Sure. That was back when my beard was just one color... cc/@fredshilmover

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@janiv Thank you.

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Just had an unexpected, delightful customer service experience at @WholeFoods in Brighton, MA. Thanks, awesome @WholeFoods employee!

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@marksoper Perhaps -- please DM me with a bit more context. Thanks.