Emily Jefferson

sbu '19| 🏋🏼‍♀️

[Emily Jefferson @Ejffrsn20]

this is why i'm marrying @KeithPoissant

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@caibii @madison_bigelow Christ cait calm down you’re not

[Emily Jefferson @Ejffrsn20]

@oflem0548 @yasderg I really was about to come at you and say toy story 3 has not been out that long, however upon googling it I realized it came out in 2010 and now I want to throw up

[Emily Jefferson @Ejffrsn20]

Shoutout to @oflem0548 for giving me this, I’ve worn it for every single test I’ve ever taken in undergrad and I’m about to take my last

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

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“I've never met an animal I didn't like, and I can't say the same thing about people.”

—- Doris Day

[Emily Jefferson @Ejffrsn20]

Ever have a meeting with a professor and three other students where you are only talking about everything YOU need to do for YOUR FUTURE. cause I just did and I’m overwhelmed af

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@oflem0548 Absolutely, it was the worst

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@GarrettManches1 don't ruin this

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my professor is going to talk to the pope this weekend, nbd

[Emily Jefferson @Ejffrsn20]

@BrookeKelley12 @AlexisLKelley Brooke “smily” Kelley

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Today I forgot that my 830 class was cancelled and I went all the way there before I remembered ☹️

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@EmilyWehrenberg Jesus Christ I hate myself

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@OliveFleming15 I wouldn’t expect or want anything less ❤️❤️❤️💃🏼💃🏼

[Emily Jefferson @Ejffrsn20]

My first dream as a 22 year old was of me meeting @chrissyteigen and cooking food with her, and if that isn’t a sign of a good year coming I don’t know what is 😊

[Emily Jefferson @Ejffrsn20]

Forgot this was a thing, walked into Barnes and noble and my face lit up like a kid on Christmas @hankgreen 😍😍

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

you want some good news from 2018? I bet you do

• book sales are up this year over last year
• sales of physical books have grown every year since 2013
• indie bookstores have increased by 35 percent in the past decade

reading isn’t dying, it’s *thriving.* happy new year.

[Emily Jefferson @Ejffrsn20]

If grandma says that my unmarried aunt and uncle are living in “mortal sin” one more time ima lose it

[Emily Jefferson @Ejffrsn20]

My grandma just told me she likes not having any teeth... first of all when did she lose all of her teeth?

[Emily Jefferson @Ejffrsn20]

@PeterGrosso Pete I would NOT DO THAT EVER

[Emily Jefferson @Ejffrsn20]

Literally somebody tell me why the fuck I still spend days with multiple members of my family