Peter Parker

[Esosa @ihyesosa]

@_mycella I don’t think it’s fair to generalize like that. Heartbreak can be complicated, and assigning blame doesn’t really help anyone heal.

[Covie @covie_93]

Future recipient of the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

[Peter Parker @Ejhendrix]

Home. The long way around.

[Peter Parker @Ejhendrix]

Prancing along like you ain’t gotta shit. #justgo #dogdad

[Peter Parker @Ejhendrix]

Two redheads and a guy who gets car sick

[Peter Parker @Ejhendrix]

@jk_rowling This comment section doesn’t pass the vibe check. Don’t hate on him because he’s a better person than you are. Good job selling books. They’re great. But since then you’ve been a bitch.

[Peter Parker @Ejhendrix]

@kaitienae That’s fine, I may like to have a word with them about some things lol

[Peter Parker @Ejhendrix]

@kaitienae @retrocvnty They dubbed over Ben Affleck’s only line because he couldn’t get it just right.

[Peter Parker @Ejhendrix]

@kaitienae Tim Curry always pronounces things exactly how he pleases.

[Peter Parker @Ejhendrix]

My favorite thing is pronouncing words how they’re spelled and watching my wife’s reaction. TempERAture. ZYRtec. BeCAUSE. You can’t say I’m wrong be English is silly.

[Peter Parker @Ejhendrix]

@elonmusk

[Peter Parker @Ejhendrix]

@elonmusk

[Peter Parker @Ejhendrix]

@kaitienae

[Peter Parker @Ejhendrix]

@kaitienae

[Peter Parker @Ejhendrix]

I’m always proud to show off my wife and daughter to people I went to high school with.

[Peter Parker @Ejhendrix]

There’s a horse loose in a hospital.