Eddie Carlise

Foods for thought

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Eagles lose but Patullo is fired

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@themotor Twitter is hard

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@snarkeigh Shut up lesbian

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@McBoomerson Their*

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They got this robot mopping the floor in the business building. Like damn u think that shit could mop me up too? #downbad #gottadowhatugottado

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I will now be enforcing mandatory butt-plug inspections for any grown men using an umbrella in the snow. #urgay

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@CClarkReport Y’all wnba mfs constantly jerking dick

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If Tyler Warren doesn’t win the heisman I’m gonna jack off 👻

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@OKCowboysBraves Jalen Brunson

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@findomsub201 y’all think shits sweet get a job

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Curious, do homosexual people listen to rap music? Feel like there might be a clashing of morals there, no hate. #ChappellRoan #wheremadogsat

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Feel like Jeffrey Epstein woulda been cool if it wasn’t for all that child raping stuff. #gobirds