Elliot

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[Mehar Khursheed @curlistani]

genuine question how is everyone just continuing with their lives without breaking down crying every few hours

[Elliot @ElAFord13]

In case anyone was wondering how I'm handing my dad and grandpa dying 13 days apart, this is the soundtrack to travel to and from the cemetary to bury grandpa..

[Elliot @ElAFord13]

@LJHilton2 @MuskieHISTDept Best cult I've ever been a part of!

[Elliot @ElAFord13]

@likethebirdd We call ours Donna, so when we yell at it for being stupid and stuck, the disappointment rolls right off the tongue.

[Elliot @ElAFord13]

Our job is beach

[Elliot @ElAFord13]

Formal pictures to come, but sometimes you have to re-marry your best friend. Thanks for an excellent Wedding 2: Electric Boogaloo @stevie_the_poet

[Elliot @ElAFord13]

@_Kayleigh_B Yup! Well, big is still an overstatement but more than the 4 people that were at the one last summer! Plus an added bonus, I will be able to use both legs this time!

[Elliot @ElAFord13]

In case anyone was wondering what it's like 3 weeks before your wedding as a Pittsburgher- we just baked 25 dozen cookies and we're barely halfway there.

[Elliot @ElAFord13]

2023 is a year of transformation

[Elliot @ElAFord13]

@likethebirdd Happy birthday!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[Elliot @ElAFord13]

@likethebirdd I would love to know who gives these men the audacity to sing like that

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[Elliot @ElAFord13]

@likethebirdd Louis has the ugliest little sleeping face when he's fully zonked

[Muskingum University @MuskingumUniv]

Update on Shooting at Muskingum University:
https://t.co/zLHbV0VyGz

[Elliot @ElAFord13]

@likethebirdd Ace bandages in a pinch, they sell ice pack holsters essentially that are wide elastic bands with velcro and a pouch for the ice pack. Total lifesaver for me!

[Elliot @ElAFord13]

@likethebirdd 4 within 15 minutes, 5 if you count one that's 16 minutes away lol

[Juan @The_Wonton]

"Everybody, come dance with the hotdogs"
- Things you hear at Muskie weddings

[Joe Corll @CupOfJoeCorll]

There's dancing hotdogs at this wedding. Mom, come pick me up, I'm scared.

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

Glass Onion is proof that people also want some regular fucking movies without superheroes