El Acordeonachi

Holder of a 33rd Degree Black Belt in the Martial Art (and craft) of constructing Origami Boulders. Amateur Zabaglionist. He/him

[El Acordeonachi @ElAcordeonachi]

@WWEBigE I salute you with a hand so straight it curves! Thank you!

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@arbacn Clark is channeling Richard Ayode, Superman is Superman.

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@RFJamesUK I'll keep my eyes out if you head over to where the skies are blue.

[El Acordeonachi @ElAcordeonachi]

Dear @Valve @TeamFortress

Thank you for fixing the scout's pants.

Now can you please make Jungle Booty, THE SHORTS, NOT THE SOCKS/SHOES, paintable. Thx.

[El Acordeonachi @ElAcordeonachi]

#Dipshit

[Acyn @Acyn]

Walz: Look, I won't waste all of the time. I will talk about his running mate. His running mate, Elon Musk. Elon is on that stage jumping around skipping like a dipshit.

[El Acordeonachi @ElAcordeonachi]

@Laurel_Volk Gamemasters take note.

Those who make TV and Movies take note.

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@tvjedi We called our realtor, they didn't know what was going on. Turned out not quite owner had changed locks and rented it out. Calls and legal threats were made from us, we made him drive four hours to close that day. We didn't want to be liable since we still owned the house.

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@tvjedi 20 years ago we were selling our house in a small (<2500) town. Agreed on the closing date one month out. Still lived near town, so we would occasionally drive by. Saw a car in the driveway. Knocked on door, guy there said he lived there and was renting from the not quite owner.

[El Acordeonachi @ElAcordeonachi]

@TeamFortress This is my periodic request for you to make Jungle Booty paintable while you're dropping in Scream Fortress patches. And not the boots, I've seen the wiki post that the boots are potentially paintable.

The shorts.

I've got a can of Austrailium.

Thanks.

[El Acordeonachi @ElAcordeonachi]

@damnyouwillis It's the taco truck promise all over again.

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@ElieNYC A team from Canada with a African-American coach with a French sounding name (Cito Gaston) has never beaten a team with fans who do a racist chant in the history of MLB.

-Me, making up increasingly longer dumb announcer stats in 1992 much to the chagrin of those watching with me

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@DrPopCultureUSA Also, Snyder did Pa Kent dirty. Fine Mr. Snyder, you want to make superhero films, make your own characters with hookers and blackjack. But no dark gritty versions of existing non-gritty characters.

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@MEdwardsWrites I bet the places with water have no interest in that sort of thing.

Now, if we could figure out how to capture flood waters when a place has too much, say...Dune style catchbasins (basically underground reservoirs to lessen evaporation). But that would be a huge undertaking.

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@Laurel_Volk Sorry. Four.

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@Laurel_Volk Somewhere there is a happy person who's favorite number is three who was thrilled to find it and didn't see the others.

Or she got dropped in the sorting room

Or she never even made it to the donation bag

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Dear @valvesoftware and @TeamFortress

Could you please make the jungle booty paintable.

I've had a can of Australium paint in my inventory for years just for this.

[El Acordeonachi @ElAcordeonachi]

@DrPopCultureUSA There are quite a few that I could put there but I have a feeling they would be in VERY bad taste...

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

From now until the general election, my weekly “Downballot” series will explore lesser-known races on the 2024 ballot

This first 1 might be the greatest story in politics. It has everything:

A Klandaughter, a civil rights hero, white history, Black history & a map

A thread:

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

JD Vance’s attacks on Haitians, and the white wing glee at piling on, continues a long white American tradition of hating Haitians because we are free.

My latest in @thenation

https://t.co/qeXlpWwFtV