Captain Killjoy

"Overall, Calvin and Hobbes suggests that meaningful time use is a key attribute of a life well lived" - Christian D Draper

[Captain Killjoy @ElBne]

Yup

[Captain Killjoy @ElBne]

"While we do have lots of creeks, we only have one that has ever flooded, so we could restrict the study to that. On the other hand, I'm wearing a sweater in late June so maybe we shouldn't?"

[Captain Killjoy @ElBne]

@ElementalAmber I love the way the second shot makes it look an awful lot like you're back to back with another hottie!

[Captain Killjoy @ElBne]

Decided to e-stalk someone I danced with to be cool. First lesson: it's called "creeping on". I am old.

Second lesson: You can find out pretty close to everything about someone in under 5 minutes and the amount that this bothers me is directly related to my ancientness.

[Captain Killjoy @ElBne]

@twoscooters Ummm

30+42 doesn't equal 73 by the way...

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@AyrliaStar Literally no one whom has ever met me (myself included) would believe I could maintain the effort necessary to fake a connection for 10 minutes...let alone 10 years!

[Captain Killjoy @ElBne]

Dance Instructor: You can't force of fake connection in dance. It's an organic thing that either is there or it isn't!
Me (on the Asperger spectrum): Hold my beer!

[Captain Killjoy @ElBne]

I get unlimited (automatic) storage for my pics/videos through google photo. This is fairly new. There is no reason for me to back my phone up to my drive.

Other than habit.

You'll never guess what I'm doing RIGHT NOW...

[Captain Killjoy @ElBne]

@MsCrisis Right! I mean I want to get out ahead of this one cause every minute could count!!!

[Captain Killjoy @ElBne]

Went to my first physical in almost a decade last week. Dr wants to talk to me about my test results today. I'm being proactive by eating extra cake in case he wants to tell me that I need to eat more cake!

[Captain Killjoy @ElBne]

Like one of those quizzes but instead of "which character are you" it's "midlife crisis or reasonable response to daily stressors"

[Captain Killjoy @ElBne]

@melistress I don't know about non-google services, but if you go into youtube music services you can choose the speaker to cast to it and control volume etc from your phone.

[Captain Killjoy @ElBne]

Trying out the google mini. It's neat but there are odd bits. Like just now I used my phone to look at a video, so it paused the music I was streaming on the speaker. And then it let me use my headphone controls to control the speaker...

[Captain Killjoy @ElBne]

Which is discomfiting. I got them back to controlling my phone but I don't see why that functionality exists!

[Captain Killjoy @ElBne]

I watched Game 1, and the Raptors won handily. I missed game 2, which they lost. Watched Game 3...and they won.

I can't take ALL the credit, it is a team game after all.

[Captain Killjoy @ElBne]

Google Timeline for May:
"Your Activity Report: You walked 6km and spent 46 hours in a vehicle this month."

I'd make a "war on cars" joke, but I mostly just feel called out.

[Captain Killjoy @ElBne]

Ermagerd! I completely forgot about Ned's Atomic Dustbin!

[Captain Killjoy @ElBne]

Finding an old ipod is such a neat experience. I haven't thought about some of these songs in a decade!

Now playing: I don't wanna fall in love - She Wants Revenge

[Captain Killjoy @ElBne]

@cenobyte "I wonder what would happen if we pushed some of these buttons and turned those dials?"

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@cenobyte KILLERS CRAFTS AND SERVICES!