Ash

Lord of Sandringham Manor.

[CULTRAS: The Culture Ultras @thecultraspod]

Not even quarter past 3 & all Boxing Day bets in the bin

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

The early kick-off ruining my Acca 🤦

[Ash @ElCapitanEagle]

@david_ob17 @anaden1878 Dildo 😂

[Ash @ElCapitanEagle]

@PaulieNutz86 @ATRightMovies great read that mate. Nice one.

[Ash @ElCapitanEagle]

@BenMercerTweets Fuck sake.

[Ash @ElCapitanEagle]

@LewisMcevatt @EagleSportsFC Best fucking not have.

[Ash @ElCapitanEagle]

@Coleman1788 Brilliant work Coleman.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Yer da looking at the Rustlers burger spinning around in the microwave...

[Paloma Faith @Palomafaith]

He's still a cunt

[Ash @ElCapitanEagle]

@laura_woodsy Tory or not I’d still let you give me a Dutch oven Woodsy.

[Ash @ElCapitanEagle]

@itvfootball @Lionesses @ManUtd Who won the game again? Oh yea. Not England.

[Billie @Billie_T]

Darts is the best, no other sport could have what is objectively a 40 year old man as a young prospect

[Steven Bowen @bowen9123]

Ronnie O'Sullivan has been top his sport for 30 years.
He has won the world title 7x
He has more triple crown awards than any other player.
Most ranking titles.
Most centuries, most 147s.
Arguably the most talented British sportsman of all time.
SPOTY is worthless. Shite.

[Ash @ElCapitanEagle]

@fasc1nate Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[Ash @ElCapitanEagle]

@SkySportsRL Thank fuck for that. Biggest cunt going.

[Jack Kenmare @jackkenmare_]

Darts has officially peaked. Ricardo Pietreczko walks out to the Pokemon theme song as grown men in Pikachu onesies sing along. What a sport

[Ash @ElCapitanEagle]

@JonathanP4844 @Liamcafc1991 @metpoliceuk Fuck off you grass.