Dernier Vasquez

[Bully Beef Bandit 🇯🇲 @Jnrhal_85]

I deadass thought this was a baby’s hand 🥴

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

"Thank you for your payment"
Me:

[Samuel Sey @SlowToWrite]

This is why you shouldn't allow your children to have social media accounts.

There are naked women everywhere.

[VEE @veekkyproo]

And that was Messi's last assist in World Cups.

Poetry.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

We stopped saying "it’s Photoshop" and started saying "it’s AI."

End of an era. Photoshop, thanks for the memories.

[k @ysljennii]

Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember"

Me at the store:

[spencer🦕 @spen______]

Game 1 is in the books! I had so much fun as my first day as scoreboard operator at the Rogers Centre. It’s an absolute honor to be part of the Blue Jays organization. The teams has always meant a lot to me and can’t wait for this next step. Thanks for the opportunity @BlueJays

[Bennett @Bennett_F7]

“And the runner still scored despite not tagging at 3rd”

[S.Ø @0lupee]

Being good at FIFA in your 30s is crazy.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The first ever pinball machine ground rule double in baseball history

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

HEARTWARMING: Jazz Chisholm throws lifelong Yankee fan a souvenir all the way from second base 🥹❤️‍🩹🥹❤️‍🩹 #biggerthanbaseball

[Johnny @JohnnyGiunta_]

Do not care about the result of this game I am simply happy they are showing signs of the cardiac Blue Jays. I do not want to turn my tv off every half inning as of late

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

When Pitbull dies I would like to be considered for the role of Mr Worldwide

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

When you wake up from a fire ass nap & it’s dark outside

[Kivvy Cat! ➡️ MP @KivvyCat]

White people be like "how cute is it that my dog is licking all of our food haha 😂"

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Normalize using Sundays to rest. Your life doesn’t need to be productive every day.

[27. @FreakNastyMboya]

high school made me realize i only had friends because i saw them everyday

[duke @millersgft]

The love you get on your birthday is one of the fakest shit ever

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

"You start mentioning the top 10 all-time in strikeouts, there are some really big-time names there. To now be a part of that group, it's special."

Max Scherzer on moving into 10th all-time in strikeouts.

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

You just had to be there