Gari Beil

Standupero obregonense. Pienso luego existo, escribo, luego estoy vivo.Cinta negra primer Dan en Karate y segundo Dan en valer verga🥋

[Lía Trueba @liatrueba]

Sí pues. Todos coincidimos en que el cabrón se pasó de idiota e insensible y merecía ser colgado de los huevos en cuanto llegue a casa.

Pero en el momento en que te victimizas en un video para ganarte la simpatía de desconocidos, pierdes. No se compliquen la vida, ningún problema personal se resuelve subiéndolo a redes y dejando que todo mundo se meta. Maduren.

[k @alfkkifine]

One of the most brutal realities of the male experience that nobody talks about is the absolute "affection desert" they live in. A woman can get a hug, a genuine compliment, and deep emotional support from her platonic friends on a random Tuesday. A man can go an entire calendar year without another human being touching his arm, asking if he's okay, or giving him a sincere compliment. We’ve built a society where a man only gets to experience basic human warmth if he is actively providing for a partner. Outside of that, he is completely invisible.

[Gari Beil @ElDanielALV]

FIRMENLO @yaquis_oficial 💙

[Drian Bernal ⚾️ / 🇨🇺🇪🇨 @Drianrogelio]

El 'Electricista' que apagó a los gigantes: Ondřej Satoria se despidió hoy de la selección nacional de la República Checa con una actuación memorable. El técnico en control de construcción eléctrica, famoso por ponchar a Ohtani en 2023, maniató a la poderosa artillería japonesa durante 4.2 entradas en blanco. Con envíos que promediaron apenas 72.4 mph, Satoria se retiró del montículo del Tokyo Dome bajo una gran ovación. Una de esas historias verdaderamente inspiradoras. #WorldBaseballClassic

[Gari Beil @ElDanielALV]

El Pirata de Culiacán topandose al recién llegado Mencho

[Gari Beil @ElDanielALV]

A alguien por fin se le prendió el foco de que Omar Chaparro puede hacer papeles dramáticos y de acción bien hechos. Es cinturón negro en Karate y si el hizo sus propias escenas de acción, va a ser una pasadez de verga.

[Cinépolis Distribución @CinepolisDist]

Omar Chaparro y Alejandro Speitzer protagonizan esta historia llena de acción y #Venganza.

#Próximamente #SoloEnCines

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

A man can be deeply in love with you and still walk away without looking back. Why? Because to a sensible man, peace is more valuable than love.
People hate hearing this. They want to believe that if a man loves you, he will endure your chaos forever. That is a lie.

Take the story of David and Simi.
David was a perfect definition of real man.

He was the kind of man who did not just date you, he upgraded you. When he met Simi, she was struggling with her final year project and battling depression. David stepped in. He paid for the research, he stayed up nights proofreading her work, and he got her a job at his friend’s firm after graduation.

David loved Simi with a quiet, intense fire and was planning to propose in April.
But Simi had a problem. Simi believed that a peaceful relationship was boring. She grew up watching toxic movies where passion meant fighting, screaming, and breaking things, only to have makeup sex later. To Simi, David’s calmness looked like weakness.

She started testing him. She would pick fights just to see if he would yell. She would threaten to break up just to see if he would beg. Every time she acted crazy, David would calmly apologize, hold her, and reassure her. She told her friends she had him wrapped around her finger and he could not leave her because he loved her too much.

It happened on the night of David’s biggest career achievement. He was receiving an award at a gala in Victoria Island. All his investors were there. David asked Simi to be ready by 6 PM. Simi decided to test him again. She wanted to see if he would wait for her. She did not start dressing until 7 PM. She ignored his calls. When David finally came to pick her up, he was sweating, anxious, and late.
Instead of apologizing, Simi flared up. She asked him why he was rushing her and if the award was more important than her. She screamed that if he wanted to go, he should go. She expected him to beg. She expected him to say No baby, you are my world.

Instead, David looked at the time. He looked at her, sitting on the bed in her robe, scrolling on TikTok while he stood in his tuxedo. The light in his eyes went out. He wanted to argue but paused and He simply said Okay.

He turned around, walked out of the apartment he paid for, got in his car, and drove to the gala alone.
Simi was shocked. She called him 50 times that night. No answer. She sent texts saying she hated him, then she sent texts saying she was leaving, then she sent texts saying she was sorry. Silence.

The next morning, she woke up to a credit alert. David had sent her two million naira. The narration on the transfer readforr your rent and upkeep. Take care of yourself. She rushed to his house, but the gatekeeper told her Oga had traveled. She called his friends, and they told her to let him go.
Simi spent six months waiting for him to come back. She told everyone he loved her and he would come back because they had a bond. But this time, David was done.

One year later, Simi saw pictures of David’s wedding on Instagram. He married a lady who was not as pretty as Simi. She was not as fashionable. But in every picture, David looked rested. He looked like a man who could finally sleep with both eyes closed.
Simi fell to her knees in her room. She realized too late that she had treated a husband like a fan. She thought his endurance was infinite. She did not know that a man’s tolerance has a breaking point, and once it snaps, not even God can glue it back together.
Do not mistake a man’s patience for stupidity.

[Lisa Britton @LisaBritton]

Years ago, a boyfriend and I decided to take dance lessons. It became clear our instructor also needed lessons. He taught us both separately the lead’s steps, so when my boyfriend and I started practicing, we were stepping on each other’s feet and I even tripped. It was a mess.

I believe this is the perfect analogy for what’s happening with the relationship between men and women in our modern world today. We’re both being taught the same moves, we keep stepping on each other’s feet, we aren’t harmonizing, it’s chaos and we’re going to fall over.

[Villa @viilla_]

ESTA ES LA MUERTE MÁS NACA DE MÉXICO.

AMERICANISTA ATROPELLADO SALIENDO DE VER A LA SANTA MUERTE.

NO MAMES 😂😂😂😂😂

[Arturo Villegas @ArturoVill7]

Según mi percepción, existen 5 tipos de chairos:

1️⃣ Los funcionarios
2️⃣ Los paleros a sueldo
3️⃣ Los ignorantes
4️⃣ Los benefactores de programas sociales
5️⃣ Los resentidos

Los primeros dos lo hacen por conveniencia económica: su única forma de “prosperar” es vivir del Estado… y, si pueden, robarle. Por eso defenderán al régimen hasta la tumba.

El 3 y el 4 aún pueden ser rescatables. Aunque el ignorante (3) suele ofenderse cuando alguien intenta educarlo, y el 4, tarde o temprano, se dará cuenta de que ningún programa social podrá tapar las crisis que ellos mismos provocaron.

Pero el 5… ese es el verdadero peligro.
Porque sabe perfectamente la clase de gobierno que apoya. Sabe que destruyeron instituciones, el sistema de salud, la democracia, la división de poderes y la economía.
Y aun así, no le importa.

El resentido quiere ver al país hundido, porque su miseria se vuelve más llevadera cuando todos los demás también fracasan. No busca justicia ni prosperidad: busca arruinar al que sí quiere salir adelante.

[Shuy® @jesus_solis]

El país se acabó aquel trágico 1 de julio de 2018 cuando le entregamos el país a una chusma de incompetentes hambreados y resentidos. Todo lo que ha pasado desde entonces es una nota al pie de página de la destrucción de la república. Méjico ya solo existe en un lejano recuerdo.

[Gari Beil @ElDanielALV]

Es de a huevo que todos los que trafican con cualquier sustancia tienen chichis de perrita lactando

[Tribuna Sonora @TribunaSonora]

#Seguridad | Detienen en el sur de Sonora a chofer de tráiler que transportaba cargamento de fentanilo 🚛💊
https://t.co/fWHCoMF0m2

[Gari Beil @ElDanielALV]

@hugo_twittea @Csragv Amistades, yo nomás sigo en pie porque es de culones rendirse. Aquí se pelea hasta lo último.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

If you are happy someone was publicly executed because they don’t share your beliefs congrats you’re the Taliban

[Gari Beil @ElDanielALV]

Me pelan todo el rifle.

[カビゴン @Betd_]

Que chingue su madre @ElDanielALV por arruinar el programa con tal de romper el récord guinness de pendejez.

[Pach @lgpachecos]

Mariana Rodriguez tiene, por lo menos, ocho personas que ayuden en su casa, dos para los niños. Que ese bebé salga en esa foto es porque Mariana lo está monetizando; pero ni ella necesita llevarlo al trabajo ni el bebé tiene por qué estar ahí.
La prueba es el puñado de cuentas que están haciendo esta nota: todas hablando de una “Mariana valiente que combina el empleo con la maternidad”.

Ese niño sólo está ahí para esa foto. La mamá lo está usando como un activo político. Y da asco.

[Pach @lgpachecos]

Chivas está en octavo de la porcentual, sólo tendría que ser superado en porcentaje por diez equipos para descender: Pachuca, León, Necaxa, San Luis, Juárez, Querétaro, Atlas, Mazatlán, Santos y Puebla. De hecho, está a más de 50 puntos de Puebla.

Los antis son sumamente estúpidos.

[Gari Beil @ElDanielALV]

@hugo_twittea @Csragv JAJAJAJA maldita seea😓

[Gari Beil @ElDanielALV]

Así es como se ve la amistad entre los hombres.

[Ignacio Valoretti (Mrnacho) @MNachota]

Un tipo del gym me habló al ig diciéndome. “Hola Nacho te sigo y sé que vamos al mismo gym, soy dentista mis hijas son grandes y nos tenemos que mudar, me da mucha lástima desprenderme de esto pero prefiero dárselo a alguien que le va a seguir dando uso” Ayer me pasó todo

[Gari Beil @ElDanielALV]

No quería que pasara desapercibida esta gozada de cuando al pendejo de Noroña y al estúpido de verde los madrearon

[Witness Me @Voyager_Dos]

Está increíble ser hombre.