Mario Briones

If you have to ask, you don't know. -Guapo, blogger, radio host

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@DJRTistic “I never take shots at legends. That’s something I don’t do…”

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Nah, my girl rapping Chingy bar for bar. I don’t even know if Chingy himself can do that

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The Warriors locked in at the most crucial time

[Tony Vegas @tonypayments]

Mark Davis seeing Maxx Crosby at the facility tomorrow

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Absolutely embarrassing showing from Tottenham

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My daughter thinks Maui from Moana looks like me. Hell, I’ll take it lol

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Women’s Hockey Final is intense!

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So whose job is it to add “Triple Double Cocaine Bear” to Westbrook’s basketball reference page?

[Ashley Nicole Moss @AshNicoleMoss]

anyone who didn’t like the Bad Bunny performance has never had a bad bitch in their life

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Still year 1 believe it or not smh

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Bring back the Xmas jerseys you cowards

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I hope we get Spurs vs Thunder for years

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Imagine you get invited to a Halloween party for a coworker nobody likes and you show up to find no one show up except your Eastern European coworker. What excuse do you use to dip out early?

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@VanLathan Vince Carter

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Parents who put their toddlers in jeans: do yall hate your kids??

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Steph Curry is still special man

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I’m obviously for the No Kings March and everything it opposes. Can we expand it to also be anti Sacramento Kings sentiments? Specifically Sabonis and/or Vivek?

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My wife and my mom won’t let me tell Olivia the story of La Llorona 🫤

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So no one in the test audience for the live action Lilo and Stitch raised their hand and asked why the older sister wasn’t thick anymore??