John

[U.S. Department of the Interior @Interior]

This is baby Backpack, in case you needed another reason to root for the Lord of Lard, Earl of Girth and Commander in Beef. 👑

[Prowler @derzum_]

From CATO: legal immigration from Muslim nations has been cut 96%.

While legal immigration in general is down, Trump has practically halted Muslim migration and completely ended Muslim refugee resettlement.

‘Annual Muslim immigration may be the lowest in over 30 years.’

[Prowler @derzum_]

The Guardian: ICE has become quicker, quieter, arresting more people than ever. “Countless arrests are happening before anyone can notice.”

ICE is now everywhere, sweeping all corners of the interior. Enforcement has grown in the suburbs and rural areas, near worksites and more.

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Still the best prank in the history of mankind 😂

[A 🌸 @AThinksAloud]

If you had told me when I was in high school in the 1990s that someday the lead singer of Jars of Clay would say “I’m no longer sure who God is” and the lead singer of Smashing Pumpkins would say “Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior” I would have spit out my Slim Fast and stained my flannel shirt

[Terrible Quality Memes @BadQualityMemes]

🐅

[Nostalgic Gamer @16bitnostalgia]

Castlevania first released 40 years ago today!

Yes, I share a birthday with Castlevania!

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

Two views of writing advice: Ernest Hemingway to F. Scott Fitzgerald, 1934 & C.S. Lewis to a schoolgirl, 1959.

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

Brutal 😂

[Tom Petit @tompetit98]

🤔😂😂

[Nd1() @Nd172557208]

i got that dawg in me, the dog:

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

So, a shipment of crickets for the lizard arrived via FedEx today. It was my first time ordering bulk crickets off the internet, and I naively assumed that they would be in like, a bag or some other contraption to facilitate easy transfer to another container. They were not.

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

If the comments section of this NYT story isn’t full of the word “deez,” the America I knew is lost.

[Daniel hughes @danielhughes94p]

Maybe the rumours are true… @subaru_usa send that NIL

[ᥴꪖꪑᦓꪮꪀ 🎃 @Cambone88]

I thought they closed that place down

#TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever

[Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke]

For penning her mea culpa, Hannah-Jones has received a good deal of praise. Well, you can count me out of all that. Her actions were morally indefensible and analytically ignorant, and her supposed metamorphosis remains invisible to the naked eye. https://t.co/fPNw5sQRqD