MiyaMotoMoto Musashi💫

Positive weirdo, who tries to always smile along the journey. Be present. Promise to stay kind? 🙏🏾Nothing is true; everything is permitted. #TemetNosce. #UTFR

[MiyaMotoMoto Musashi💫 @ElGrandeNinho]

Peter Drury 🐐

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

Trump refused to sign my provision to ban private equity from mass purchasing homes.

It became law anyways.

This is a HUGE win.

[Natali Simmonds @NJSimmondsbooks]

You mean 'for the first time in US history more babies are born to adult women who made the conscious decision to be mothers, instead of children giving birth to children'

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

Yo @David_Ornstein any more United exclusives?

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

are you this old?

[simple boi: mabele & amabele @Queen_Finxa]

@GovernmentZA @PresidencyZA @CyrilRamaphosa

Ha le swabe, le hanyane?

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

Homes are for people, not corporations.

[utdreport @utdreport]

Andrey Santos replies to Harry Maguire:

“thanksss, no more fighting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Cougars are back baby

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

This video so funny to me bc I can see Dave Chappell telling the story behind this.

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

📲 Andrey Santos’ wife via Instagram!

“Thankful for all that God has done and excited to experience this new chapter!

“May this journey be blessed, filled with achievements and unforgettable moments. We are so proud of you, my love @04Andrey.

“A testimony so great will come out that it will be impossible to say that it was not God.

“Come on, United!!! ❤️”

[Nort ㊝ @NortFX]

UK finally stepping up LET'S GOOOOO

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Andrey's first day at United, #ShotOnSnapdragon 🤙

🤳 @Snapdragon

[United Peoples TV @unitedpeoplestv]

Football is a funny old sport. 🤣❤️

[𝗦𝗮𝗺☆ @LFC_Sam__]

“Newcastle are interested in…”

Premier League clubs:

[UnitedMuppetiers @Muppetiers]

Brazilian #17 I couldn’t be more sold.

[Rising Gems @RisingGemsz]

The biggest green flag about Carrick is that the man simply wants midfielders who can play footbal.

[vdr @vadersruleoftwo]

can the new yanited stadium get that ring of screens

[Tosin + The Machine™ @tosinandmachine]

Looking beyond the headlines, I can understand why United have moved for Tielemans.

✔️ 53, 44, 37, 50, 51 appearances over the last five seasons.
✔️ 56 key passes & 7 assists last season.
✔️ Strong playmaker with excellent long-ball distribution.
✔️ Wins his duels, keeps possession and rarely makes costly mistakes.
✔️ Manageable wages and a £35m release clause.

This isn’t a social media signing. It’s a profile signing. Quiet, calculated and based on what the squad actually needs rather than who trends on X.

If true, this is another example of recruitment driven by informed decision-making, not hype. #MUFC

[MiyaMotoMoto Musashi💫 @ElGrandeNinho]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ Xabi Alonso confirms Garnacho will LEAVE Chelsea: “There is interest in him from other clubs. Hopefully it finishes in the best possible way for everyone”.

[Vishy @vishy_united]

👀👀
#mufc