Joseph Paul

I am the droid you are looking for.

[BOOG @BoogReal]

Mood

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

In Week 9, the Bears were penalized for leverage during this #Cardinals field goal attempt.

Yesterday the refs didn’t call the #Packers leverage on the game-winning field goal.

Tough break for the Bears.

[Congressman Greg Casar @RepCasar]

A trans person didn’t deny your health insurance claim, a giant corporation did.

An asylum seeker didn’t raise your rent, a billionaire’s private equity firm did.

Our focus must be taking on the billionaires & corporate greed.

[Nate Geary @NateGearySports]

Chiefs fan complaining about a call is an all timer

[Quanny B. @JaquanBrisker]

You guys deserve so much more… I’m sorry 💔💔

[The Vanguard @vanguard_pod]

Who's the better coach?

[Daren 💖💜💙 @Daren_sanctuary]

Literally forgot his biggest comic book role lol

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

baby, they can’t read those bibles.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

We can't wait to see how this all plays out.
All the "cry more" folks in our mentions - thank you for being the memes you have become.

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

Today, Vought is proud to announce Deep as the head of a newly formed agency: the Department of Preserving Earth (DOPE). In this role, he’ll work closely with his best friend Homelander to make our oceans a little more Super. After his resounding success as head of Crime Analtics, we have no doubt this will go swimmingly!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.

They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.

The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

[Tetsuo 𒉭 @TetsuoTheGoat]

No one gives a fuck about these two until it’s time to powerscale

[Brendan Sugrue @BrendanSugrue]

WEDS - Thomas Brown says exactly what fans want to hear, Caleb is bought in.

THURS - Injury report looks better and more optimistic.

FRI - Matt Eberflus says he's excited about the practices this week.

SAT - "Why not us? Change the narrative!"

SUN - Bears lose by 2 scores.

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Never forget: Kevin McCarthy said, “I'll give you the truth why I'm not speaker. It's because one person, a member of Congress, wanted me to stop an ethics complaint because he slept with a 17-year-old.” That member is Matt Gaetz.

[bil @biljier]

#Bears Thomas Brown says he will be upstairs calling plays and makes an immediate impression with comments like these: