Jeffery Metzger

Love to rock and roll and party. Would love to change the world one day. The revolution will be televised.

[Jeffery Metzger @eljefe0710]

@beyoncegarden Still one of the greatest clips ever!

[Jeffery Metzger @eljefe0710]

@GlennThrush Agreed!! Amazing band!!

[Jeffery Metzger @eljefe0710]

@GypsyChudsader @ValVenisEnt @MustafaAli_X I am human. That’s it.

[Jeffery Metzger @eljefe0710]

@GypsyChudsader @ValVenisEnt @MustafaAli_X Whats your point? I am actually against all religion. It fucks the world up. All of it.

[Jeffery Metzger @eljefe0710]

@BasedMikeLee You pay for a Costco membership, idiot!! So they are allowed to check your ID because it’s for paying customers only. I am an American citizen, I shouldn’t have to pay to vote in our elections. It’s my right. Costco isn’t my right. Again you can’t be this stupid!!

[Jeffery Metzger @eljefe0710]

@BrilynHollyhand wtf is this. You can’t be this stupid!! You just can’t be… and sign up for the service. Please.

[Espo  @Espo]

Is it that bad of an idea to just pause a moment before having a "take" on Ketel Marte?

[Jeffery Metzger @eljefe0710]

@sarahmc24 @Espo Agreed!! Especially when you have no idea what’s going on. No idea at all!!

[Jeffery Metzger @eljefe0710]

@1800factsmatter This is funny. This is genius!!

[Dfactor @Dfactor]

50 years ago, in mid-month August 1976, Stiff Records was born! Remember the famous slogan? "If it ain't Stiff, it ain't worth a f***!" Read the story of its formation in this pic, courtesy of @GeorgeGimarc's Punk Rock Diary.

[Tony D'Orazio @TonyForLP]

Under Shakira Law:

- all breasts are only allowed to be small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.
- hips are not allowed to lie.

What other laws am I missing?

[Jeffery Metzger @eljefe0710]

@SirPatrick43 @nosoupforgeorge He’s only talking about basketball and how she’s mediocre at best. What’s rong with that.

[Jeffery Metzger @eljefe0710]

@chuckh3 It’s not the media. It’s idiots who have never done anything real in sports and think they matter.

[Tom Ryan @tomryanlaw]

From the Land of the Clueless, I give you MAGA leader partying like it's 1999, while crew members of the USS Lincoln suffer. Way to go MAGA!

[Jeffery Metzger @eljefe0710]

@stevienowicks @cwotd @kingofthehill @azpeacemakers check out Howard stern show doing your song in Metal. Haha!!

[Maracroix He / Him / His @maracroix]

@DrNeilStone

[Jeffery Metzger @eljefe0710]

@beyoncegarden I had to do the obstacle when I was in the Navy. It’s funny watching people until you have to do it. It’s painful. Haha

[Jeffery Metzger @eljefe0710]

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[Arizona Diamondbacks | Stats & Info @DbacksStatsInfo]

Devastating. Absolutely embarrassing.