William M. Buttlicker

AKA Honest Jefe: Aspiring DJ, DoorDash Savant, and Recreational Clasher. Calling it how I see it since summer of 69’

[William M. Buttlicker @ElJefeTwoTimes]

Doing schneef is like doing a Chinese accent. I’m not going to do it first but I will indeed follow

[William M. Buttlicker @ElJefeTwoTimes]

Mehehehehehehehe

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@Trashpa350 Reminds me of how gruden said you to be successful in the NFL you have to be a nightmare “Everybody has dreams… I'm into nightmares.”

[William M. Buttlicker @ElJefeTwoTimes]

@johnny_dirtbag All about how you get back up and respond Johnny!

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Steve Kerr is a pussy

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@Spookybelichick I stand with you

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@HoopMixOnly Savannah

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@Tytusthruster Job was finished. Penjamin never fails

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Just ripped the penjamin for the purpose of a flashlight to find my phone

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Mercy

[William M. Buttlicker @ElJefeTwoTimes]

Walking in the airport with a pep in my step as I will be boarding a flight en route to a bender. The way I’m walking everyone has to know I ball. If you don’t hall you don’t know. But if you see someone with that ball walk you know

[William M. Buttlicker @ElJefeTwoTimes]

Anyone tryna have a night in chi? The majority of my friends r being lame

[William M. Buttlicker @ElJefeTwoTimes]

Let me loose

[William M. Buttlicker @ElJefeTwoTimes]

Anyone got a schneef plug in Scottsdale? Asking for a friend

[William M. Buttlicker @ElJefeTwoTimes]

@rjnut1 @bake_milton Depends on a positive or negative day on the slate. Negative I’m taking value at +340 7:30pm and +170 8:30pm alt line

[William M. Buttlicker @ElJefeTwoTimes]

I want to try every drug but I don’t want to die too

[William M. Buttlicker @ElJefeTwoTimes]

@DBargaryen Thank you for your service soldier

[William M. Buttlicker @ElJefeTwoTimes]

Anyone have a plug in Montreal? #⛷️

[Taint McClaint @McclaintTaint]

Told the girlfriend I have a burner…

I no longer have a girlfriend

[William M. Buttlicker @ElJefeTwoTimes]

Hot chicks think they are doing something when they post their ugly friend on socials. Like charity or some shit. Miss me with that