Juan Whitmire

the Mayor of Public Safety™️ | ZeroVisionGang | Monorail Hater

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

New metro logo just dropped

[swagner @BayouBikeyBoi]

MetroNext is dead, metro is no longer a transit agency but a taxi and police service and the road repaving wing of public works

https://t.co/WsZUIpbDbs

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

Lina Hidalgo's second term was a trainwreck, but what we will always respect about her is she did not give one flying fuck about the downtown people who feel like they own Houston, and it's why they all hate her and why Annise ran for County Judge. -OS

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

I ain’t gone lie he kinda cooked with this one fr

[Controller @HOUController]

Thank y’all for tuning in.  We’re going to keep telling you the truth about the city’s finances and where your tax dollars are going.

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

katy freeway needs more lanes 72 oughta do it

[KPRC 2 Houston @KPRC2]

Katy to Houston commute ranks among worst in U.S. for burnout, study finds https://t.co/2XApEiFBFi

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

this is a big brain moment for me thx

[West Houston Association @WHoustonAssoc]

Antoine Dr. reconstruction highlights the challenge of balancing mobility, safety, and access. The updated design shifts from shared-use paths to sidewalks with buffers, prioritizing capacity and pedestrian needs. Learn more🔗https://t.co/cktNdZVvoQ

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

🎯🎯🎯

[swagner @BayouBikeyBoi]

@allynwest Yeah but they’re gonna make it a nice park for suburbanites to drive to and HPD will arrest anyone trying to scooter there from the next door neighborhood

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

good god I’m a fuckin moron

[🌈Prioritize people over cars @gratifihouston]

Whitmire text to Gafrick, February, 2024.

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

told yall

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

y’all don’t like the red paint going away? Red lane today, Red Line

👀⏳

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

Safe streets suck ❌

Unsafe streets ✅✅✅

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

@Pedro6530237911 @abbschurch @HoustonChron Be real, he’s gonna kick it too

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

Can you imagine a black man or a woman saying this shit? The entitlement is craaaazy.

He don’t give a shit about Houston.

He just grew up wanting to be mayor one day. Well congrats but now the rest of us have to live with your shitty, unimaginative legacy

[swagner @BayouBikeyBoi]

Listening to council, he spent $14 million EACH on the midnight photo ops along Washington Ave

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

public works director is giving pick me energy

[Jay @jayrjordan]

Here’s what Mayor Whitmire and his public works director said today about the removal of the Austin Street bike lane

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

@jayrjordan How am I this much of a moron

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

what in the old white dudes response was this shi da fuq

[Jay @jayrjordan]

Here’s what Mayor Whitmire and his public works director said today about the removal of the Austin Street bike lane

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

#NewProfilePic

holla at the rizz god

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

it’s safe enough tbh

[Mark R. Brown, AICP, CNU @Car_Free_USA]

It's real.

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

AND ILL DO IT AGAIN

[swagner @BayouBikeyBoi]

Listening to council, he spent $14 million EACH on the midnight photo ops along Washington Ave

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

pedestrians were in the way

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This cop needs a raise

[Evan @evan7257]

I'm still struggling to get over the overtime story at City Hall. The city's fiscal situation continues to deteriorate. Firefighter settlement, infrastructure lawsuit, refusal to take advantage of the natural disaster revenue cap exemption, and now this.

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

this administration will not be beholden to data, we move based on ideology

the fact of the matter is i like to drive to bohemeos and the barber cause i don’t know how to ride a bike

jw

[80’s bike guy @theSurlyBiker]

The casual nonchalance and purposeful cruelty of these decisions really shows how @whitmire_john is just a little bitch.
Yup, congrats dude. You just got a mature 44 year old adult to stoop to calling you a little bitch like we’re on a playground.
Hope you’re happy with yourself.

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

your welcome kid

[HTXLocalKid🇺🇸🌈❤️💙 @HTXlocalkid]

@mightylzrdking @METROHouston @HouPublicWorks Mayor Whitmire, thank you for making the right call. @whitmire_john @RepSylviaGarcia @HouPublicWorks @CarolforTexas