Alex Ramirez

future racecar crasher

[Alex Ramirez @ElOriginalAlexR]

@SenileDonDraper lol I smoke now #goodtimes

[Alex Ramirez @ElOriginalAlexR]

Not much changed these past few months while I was gone but I feel like that's a good thing

[Alex Ramirez @ElOriginalAlexR]

I miss my dog the most

[Alex Ramirez @ElOriginalAlexR]

Just released from captivity, ready to start my new life

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[holding door open for pretty girl]
"Thank you."
"Of course."
[lets door close on fat guy]
"Sorry tubs, I'm not the fucken doorman."

[Senile Don Draper @SenileDonDraper]

DayQuil®. Stay woke.

[Alex Ramirez @ElOriginalAlexR]

@ClassicDadMoves that he keeps in a belt holster

[Alex Ramirez @ElOriginalAlexR]

6ft charge cable, you give me life

[Gates Foundation @gatesfoundation]

Don't have a red nose? That's ok! For every RT we'll donate $10 toward ending child poverty. #RedNose4Kids

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

It was me. I bought George Zimmerman's gun. It was the only way I could get a firearm & his address without arousing too much suspicion.

[butt sword @buttsword]

crime, i will never do one

[Alex Ramirez @ElOriginalAlexR]

@Activision Deadpools success is proof that giving the fans what they want is a good financial strategy @Drift0r @NeroTweets