Pollo McCrispy

Luke Dove. Amar a Dios. Amar a los Demás. Zona 13. ___ In Love’s service only wounded soldiers can serve.

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

there's a male loneliness epidemic and most women don't even care how hard it is to be your own man when your dad is Jabba the Hutt

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Watching my girl yell at the server because there’s tomatoes on my sandwich and I said no tomatoes

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Might try running a marathon now that I know it can be done in less than two hours

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

LEBRON RAYMONE JAMES SENIOR I WILL TELL MY GRANDCHILDREN TALES OF YOUR GLORY

[punished indeed @punishedindeed]

imagine smoking baby yoda like a brisket and covering him in sauces and seasonings

[Luke Zweiwalker🟢🟢🟢🟢🛰️🟢 @zweiwalker89607]

But honestly big shout out to KOTOR for making you able to beat important bosses by placing a ton of mines on the ground and blowing the enemy up. Other games might have just made that not possible.

[Pollo McCrispy @ElPortero44]

Wizards developed Deni this counts as a play-in win for us

[FranceNews24 @FranceNews24]

📹 VIDÉO - #Insolite : Pendant la coupe des griffes, une marmotte semble avoir déjà accepté son destin… tandis que l’autre panique à chaque coup de coupe. Une scène aussi drôle que totalement théâtrale.

[Pollo McCrispy @ElPortero44]

there is not one person on planet earth who has put more hours into this game than I have. I played it last week. If I was put on earth for one thing it was to win podraces. My parents were called by my first grade teacher cuz I was talking about it too much.

[Movie Updates @movieupdates]

Star Wars Episode I: Racer (1999)

[Emerson Lotzia, Jr. @EmersonLotzia]

When I empty the dishwasher and fold laundry without my wife asking me.

[Dr Rob @rob_heighton]

Good to see these guys still getting work

[zach @blip_tm]

dune 3 is only the "epic conclusion" because they're too scared to make a movie that's just two straight hours of a sandworm arguing with jason momoa

[UcKema - Nixons Strongest Contra Inflation Soilder @uckema]

We owe an apology to George Lucas the blockade of trade routes from a small gas rich state by a state with a robotic army is a huge thing now

[Big Serge ☦️🇺🇸🇷🇺 @witte_sergei]

The NBA oddly chose a map of France that corresponds to the old Capetian realm. Why does the NBA reject French annexation of Burgundy? Are they disputing the outcome of the Battle of Nancy? Will the NBA pledge loyalty to the Valois dukes?

[JP Acosta @acosta32_jp]

Me when Chick Hicks won the Piston Cup

[𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 ☧ ✠☀️❤️‍🔥 @JadeAtrophis]

You know I keep that thang on me