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[El Pres @ElPresMilan]

Hey everyone, I just spent a ton of time working on an AC Milan Season Preview which I posted to reddit. I'd love for you all to read it and let me know what you think of it!

https://t.co/iVirqERrag

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.

[Brady Quinn @Brady_Quinn]

So folks at @espn are upset ND isn’t playing in a bowl game after weeks of folks politicking against the lack of conference affiliation, using them as a pawn for their CFB playoff selection show, having the ACC network play the UM/ND game on repeat for 48 hours during Conf Champ week BUT now it’s a bad look they don’t want to serve ESPN’s best interest by playing in an exhibition bowl game? Got it.

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

The College Football Playoff selection committee really screwed up this time.

The process has to work for the CFP to earn and keep our trust. This one didn’t. This one made a mockery of the whole sport.

COLUMN: https://t.co/bDIV1rB4bF

[BYU Cougars @BYUCougars]

Makes perfect sense, right?

[University of Notre Dame @NotreDame]

“On behalf of the entire Notre Dame community, I want to express how incredibly proud we are of our football student-athletes for their accomplishments both on and off the field this season.

We are deeply grateful for the exceptional leadership of Vice President and Director of Athletics Pete Bevacqua, Head Coach Marcus Freeman, and the entire coaching staff.

Our pride stems not only from this team’s success on the field but from the values they embody: faith, perseverance, selflessness, and a steadfast commitment to the University."

—University President Rev. Robert A. Dowd, C.S.C.

[John Massingale @JohnMassingale4]

Okay

[El Pres @ElPresMilan]

@bmarcello @NotreDame247 @timprister @TomLoy247 @mzenitz @chris_hummer @JTalty @RJ_cfb @TomFornelli @ShehanJeyarajah @dennisdoddcbs tough look, hiding replies...

[El Pres @ElPresMilan]

@bmarcello @OldTakesExposed

[Pregame Empire @PregameEmpire]

If they leave Bama out the message is don’t lose to two 6-6 teams hope this helps

[El Pres @ElPresMilan]

@NickRTFM Thanksgiving!

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Hello Peter I noticed you didn’t mention any Alabama losses did they lose any games they shouldn’t have

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

@PeterBurnsESPN Alabama's two losses to unranked teams seem like an important part of this equation.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

❗️The atmosphere in training sessions is one of revenge, Real Madrid are looking at AC Milan with anger in their eyes. @diarioas

[El Pres @ElPresMilan]

@NickRTFM @YknotDias W Saint Pickolas. Warra Halloween for this guy.

[El Pres @ElPresMilan]

Maybe the devs were the 89 IQ

[EA SPORTS FC Direct Communication @EASFCDirect]

We are currently investigating an issue impacting the release of new Ultimate Team content such as SBCs. We'll provide an update in this thread when available.

[El Pres @ElPresMilan]

Praying for their safety 🙏 https://t.co/bOvRtVd65d

[El Pres @ElPresMilan]

@FUTWIZ @TomStokesFC Can you add a filter by upload date so we can keep up with the meta?