The Tao of Ron

Retired programmer. Recovering optimist.
Political satirist at The Snarkening.
I make jokes because screaming has terrible engagement.

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@RogerZenAF

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Apparently he suffocated because his closet didn't have enough ventilation.

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@5centmichael I know the fifth-level checkers game he’s playing: infiltrate Antifa in drag and bust up the entire worldwide child-smuggling ring.

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@5centmichael
;) I added graphic

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@JesusChryslerII Mitch McConnell returned to the Senate looking suspiciously like George Santos with a senior discount.

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@CaptKirkJamesT Riker finally found a rule even he thought was too forward.

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Prag

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Trump’s real estate strategy: depreciate for taxes, inflate for loans, and call the difference “business genius.”

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Weekend at Mitch’s: because the Republican Party refuses to admit the party’s over.

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The Walking Dead spoke to the Nearly Dead.

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@Doomer_Armus Gene Roddenberry: boldly ignoring Newton where no writer has gone before.

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Trump’s foreign policy: threaten World War III, ask who’s bringing the dip—and then realize he is.

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“Bones, is he alive?”

“Dammit, Jim, he’s a senator. Define alive.”
#trek

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I can’t wait to get the real news about Mitch.

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Combat experience: three Reddit threads and a lifetime ban from Facebook.

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Just label the box “Family Values.”...