TeaZus Shuttlesworth

Verbal painter. Sneaker Enthusiast. The LITERAL Best Rapper You Don’t Know. Why Would You Say That, Pull-Up Activities creator & host

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

I’ve have 6 Air Jordan Collabs ready to go.

I got my UNDFTD collab for summer & Winter ready.

I have my 4 Nike Collabs ready.

I have 500 Stance Collabs.

I have 20 Mitchell & Ness Collabs ready.

God, I’m ready when you are.

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

THIS. JUST. SLAPPED. ME. IN. FACE.

[kya 6.24✨🦪 @kyaxcheeks]

Niggas is really less than 5 years away from 40

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

Are ya’ll just gone keep going to the gym & just not go to therapy?

¿Porque no los dos?

I’m just asking as I see how beautiful ya’ll are getting & how ugly you’re acting about it.

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

Don’t say I never gave you anything

Also, the resellers in this city market like this is LA, NY, & it ain’t it.

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

If your money is up right now, you should stock up on all the sneakers & possibly hop outside to be a reseller.

Stuff is sitting & people can’t afford because you know 3rd World Country with a Gucci belt on.

End of ‘27, have a little online shop, by ‘28, it’ll easily be up.

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

So what I miss?

A Houston rapper / porn star / pimp crashing out about his ……… hoemployee ?

The Knicks may win a modern day championship

The rest of Jay’s roots picnic performance is the buried lead

& the store owners still shooting INNOCENT BLACK KIDS IN THE BACK

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

What you’ll notice in customer service is:

•The customer believes they can offer account verification alternatives.

No dummy, you didn’t pass the 2 step verification, this isn’t another way!

But let me get to my favorite most AMERICAN thing.

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

If you work in customer service for at least 9mos & have at least a GED, you’ll realize how STUPID people are.

The amount of people I talk to, A DAY, that literally have NO IDEA what they are talking about about is UNSETTLING

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

Didn’t steal.
Didn’t show the gun.
Even ran away.

[Meghann Cuniff @meghanncuniff]

A jury in Columbia, South Carolina, tonight acquitted a former gas station owner of murder for fatally shooting a teenage boy he chased after falsely accusing him of shoplifting. The boy had a gun, but prosecutors say he never displayed it before he was shot.

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

3 Strikes is lowkey GENIUS.

Like the background conversations & the random cameos, elite level cinema

[Idris Elbow 💪🏾 @YallLuvCris]

I Got the Hook-up or 3 Strikes?

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

The way Steph Curry is going to be forgotten by the casual basketball fan because of the TERRIBLE BASKETBALL LEGACY decisions he makes

[Nice Kicks @nicekicks]

BREAKING 🚨

STEPHEN CURRY IS SIGNING WITH CHINESE SPORTSWEAR BRAND LI-NING! ✍️

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

Blankman & it ain’t even close.

“I’m not a super hero, I’m an ordinary citizen. The police fight crime.”

[O.T.G @ParisEighty]

Which movie are you watching first❓

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

This stuff used to inspire me. Now it just feels like it’s crumbling.

Ya’ll for sure getting this album because WoRm mixed these jawns well

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

The timeline is The Diddler, Jay looking like “Murder Was The Case” Snoop, taking shot & my 2nd favorite rapper.
(he being number one)

The Thunder also just lost.

My therapist is going to be like “huh.”

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

This is literally Chance The Rapper without the curse words.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

A 9 year old rapping about 9 year old things.

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

I like that being a celebrity means dressing like scammer at their day job

[Danny @IamDannyken]

Pharrell going to bey first and gifting her a purse before going to his wife will never not be funny to me 😂

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

Is the world healing?

[Andrew Barber @fakeshoredrive]

8Ball & MJG are doing a Tiny Desk in June 😩🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

If you track any Hip-Hop artist that pivots from politics to property I need you to 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

[Okayplayer @okayplayer]

🏡🔥 Killer Mike is putting on for Atlanta in a major way. The rapper recently announced his new “Build-to-Ownership (B2O)” initiative. A rent-to-own housing effort designed to turn monthly rent payments into a real path toward homeownership for working families in Atlanta.

"This initiative is about bringing homeownership within reach for people who crave the stability that ownership offers. This will ultimately create stronger communities. It will also help families build wealth" - Killer Mike (2026)

[Preacher Boy | WoRm @WoRmFRS]

I pray a white boy get a lil motion tonight!

[TeaZus Shuttlesworth @ElTeaZee]

Bruh, I be on these phones having to talk to ya’ll grandparents BRAZY to get their phones activated.

Pleasure make sure Nana knows how her playing candy crush all day USES the internet.